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Spring 2nd Quarter Journal 2007 April-June

 

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1 April 2007 Sunday

No entry

 2 April 2007 Monday

This first day of Spring Break, I went to the county's park and recreations office to pay for the deposit for Harmony Park. It was $50 to reserve the same pavilion area we had last year and I paid for it out of the Utah Stonewall account in which I still had some money. So that's our donation to Gay Freedom Day.

I Spent much of today also writing my article for the QSalt Lake. I probably went too long about 1200 words, but oh well that is what editors are for.

I have bitten off a major project maybe more than I chew as it’s so time consuming. I created a history Blog for the Utah Stonewall Historical Society on which I am posting a chronology of all the information in my archives for each day of the year. It's very labor intensive but for other Gay historians or just those people who are interested in Utah's Gay history it will be a gold mine and a way to preserve the 20 years of work I have been collecting.

Lots of primary sources, anecdotes, and sometimes just gossip. So If I am not on Face Book I am busy on a new site, or working in my yard, or cleaning house or at school. That's my life as a middle age Gay guy.

 

3 April 2007 Tuesday

  It's Tuesday morning already and I am on Spring Break. Yippee! I have been working in the yard a lot when the weather permits. Its fun to see what little green things are sprouting as long as there not on me.

Because the weather turned cool and breezy I stayed inside the rest of the afternoon and played “Domestica” the faerie. I scrubbed the carpets, cleaning up after the sixteen little feet that pitter-patter in and out all day. Well my carpet never greets me at the door, squeal with delight, and cover me with kisses so if there’s a contest between the carpet and the canines guess which one goes?

I so appreciate the line from Lion In Winter when Queen Eleanor says, "Even my lust is rust". That's me. Of course there's a cute guy on my Face Book friend's list that I adore from afar. I bet he could prime my pump.

TEN REASONS-You may be a Mormon if ...

1. Your daughter says a man raped her and you ask if he's been on a mission.

2. You call Protestants and Catholic Churches "The Great Whore" then wonder why they don't like you.

3. You are offended by the sight of a black man drinking a Pepsi.

4. You think evolution is crazy and full of holes, but you believe a white skinned Jew in Guatemala rode a tapir with steel armor to see Jesus and you have never actually seen a tapir.

5. You think that a self proclaimed prophet with three years of formal schooling is better at reading Egyptian then an actual Egyptologist.

6. You think, well actually, you don't

7. You think that a Mayan glyph showing a tree confirms the Book of Mormon.

8. You think that a religion which maintains that God is still changing his mind and fixing stuff almost two hundred years after he sent down the truth is pretty trustworthy. So are his prophets here on earth.

9. You have never missed a day of church, but you have missed three of your children's births.

10. You blame your state's high teen suicide rate on masturbation and coffee.

 

4 April 2007 Wednesday

  I went finally to check on the rent on my PO Box which I pay yearly. I thought it was due this month. However after getting there I found that it was locked and reassigned to someone else. I was chagrinned to find out that the rent was due last October! LOL Oh Well, I only got the box for the historical society and it was the same number I had for Beyond Stonewall from back in the late ‘80’s. Maybe it was fate saying it’s time to move on or more likely I am the biggest procrastinator in the world! There are some disadvantages being a lazy bear for the winter I have found out.

I received from Netflix the first season of the Bob Newhart Show and had a marathon evening with Bob, Emily, Carol, Howard, and Jerry the dentist. I think my craving for early 1970’s sit-coms is about fixed.

I for my supper I had salmon, alfredo noodles, peas, a salad, and a spice cake for dinner yesterday. Like I said I was channeling Domestica.

TEN REASONS WHY you may be a Mormon if ...

1. You believe that a murderer will get a better deal in the after life then any one who rejects his faith.

2. You have a cousin who left the church, but you don’t talk about him.

3. You cannot count your children on both hands.

4. You stop having kids after the Book of Mormon runs out of names.

5. You vote Republican because it is the lesser of two evils.

6. At a party you put a scoop full of green Jell-O on your plate and ask Brother Jared how his mission to New Jersey was.

7. You think that Battlestar Galactica is a good witnessing tool

8. Your testimony sounds exactly like everyone else’s and you still think its powerful

9. You would take a bullet for Gordon Hinckley.

10. You notice that at any one point you know at least two pregnant women.

 

5 April 2007 Thursday,

I mowed my lawn today. That about sums up my life.

Tim Keller wrote me today with directions to the Bear Lake Retreat “Hi Ben Just in case you don't remember how to get to the Retreat Center the directions are as follows. Driving into Logan make a right turn (East) on 400 North. Go up the hill and drive through Logan Canyon to Bear Lake. At the stop sign in Garden City (You will have to turn either right or left lest you run into the lake) turn right (South) and drive 2.2 miles. The USU Bear Lake Center is on the left (Lake) side of the road. You will want to bring some bedding or a sleeping bag as the beds the Retreat Center have no bedding on them. I wont be leaving here until tomorrow afternoon around 3 so if you need anything or have any questions you can either shoot me an email or call me at 208 852 1052.

Also, if you should need to reach us after Friday afternoon .. The planning committee member cells are Jay Dee Blackburn Cell number is 801 458 8830, Adair Neff is at 435 764 8056 or Matthew Blackham is at 435 757 0246.

Cell reception at the lake is iffy at best but we will be in Logan Saturday morning shooting (Not to worry, Courtney and one or two others will be at the retreat center when you arrive.) so odds are at least one of those numbers will work. See you soon. Tim

 PS> Your welcome to join us at the shooting range on Saturday. If you are interested let me know.”

I wrote back “Thanks, I will be coming up late Saturday morning”

 

6 April  2007 Friday

  Today is Good Friday for anyone who cares. It's nice to see Easter Lilies in the store again and Sunday is Ham-Day although I don't expect I'll be doing anything but driving back down from Logan after spending the night at Bear Lake surrounded by college men.

I'm still not sure what I am going to present...Probably do a little Finding the Gay-Child Within meditation, a little Pre-Stonewall background, a little Genderqueer theory.

I like to discuss whether being Gay is a movement or a market. Oh well it probably won't matter... most of the guys there will want to be bed hopping after all most of them will be about 20 years old.

TEN REASONS -You May be a Mormon if-

1. You have every said "We are not a cult. I'd love to explain, but I have to be back at the temple at six for a baptism for the dead."

2. You think that black people and Bigfoot are closer related then black people and you.

3. You realize that you could script your entire life and no one would notice.

4. You fear that Gay black pagans will kidnap you, take off your pants, and reveal the secret underwear to the world.

5. You think that the polygamists now are confused but not great-grandpa.

6. You can find an answer to anything in your Scriptures.

7. You thought as a kid the F word was Flip.

8. You had sex explained to you by your father on the day you were married.

9. You were frustrated that you and your spouse had sex and failed to conceive.

10. If you think Kool-Aid and bologna sandwiches are what is traditionally served to guests at a wedding reception

 

7 April 2007 Saturday

Saturday morning I drove up to the Gay Retreat that Utah State University's Gay Alliance club was holding at Bear Lake. It's about 130 miles from Salt Lake City. Bear Lake is about 30 miles from Logan through a very winding Canyon.

The snow pack was gone which amazed me since last year it was deep and everywhere so I guess it’s true that we will have another drought like summer since our mountain reservoirs will not be filled this year.

The sumac was beautiful all red and yellow along the creek bed and the mountains were beautiful. The road was clear so didn't feel like I was taking my life into my hands like last year.

I reached the lodge about 1 p.m. and most everyone was at a firing range workshop learning how to hold and use a weapon. Courtney Moser was in the kitchen playing “Domestica the fairy” so I hung out with him and we visited until people came back for lunch.

There were only between 15 and 20 people at the retreat, mostly college students from Idaho and Logan, Utah. I only recognized a few from last year and none by name.

Tim Keller and Courtney are the organizers of the retreat and once they decide to stop, I am sure it will go by the way side. Courtney said at one time there were 70 guys at the retreat but now it hovers around 15. The guys were mostly between the ages of 18 and 23 I'd say, and very, VERY, much the princesses. It was a school girl slumber party for sure.

I of course was the OLD man at the retreat which one guy pointed out to me later in the evening.

 I did my presentation on Gay Lexicon and first talked them through a meditation exercise called "finding the Gay child within". I think they enjoyed the relaxation part but the introspective part of the exercise was lost on them. Maybe it’s because they never lost the Gay child to begin with.

Then I passed out my hand out and we discussed social constructs by the use of certain terminology. I showed video clips of Cary Grant jumping up and saying, “Because I just gone Gay!,” Humphrey Bogart calling Wilmer a Gunsel in Maltese Falcon, Red Foxx attempt at understanding homosexuality in "Norman Is that You?" and a bit of the Gay bath house in "The Ritz".

It was a bit too academic I think for many of them especially the A.D.D. ones. Besides, I felt like they were more interested in hitting the sheets with each other than listening to some presenter go on and on about Gay theory.

Other workshops that night was on martial arts and self-defense, and team building skills. The team building was basically a disaster because evidently this generation doesn't know how to work as a team. Everyone wanted to do his own thing. Perhaps that explains why so many of the old social organizations are falling apart.

I gave my Easter Bonnet to this young princess who really liked it. So felt like maybe she will appreciate the connection of something being passed down. Courtney Moser had to leave tonight because he works Sunday so I really became the oldest guy there after he left.

Courtney said Kelly Byrnes is doing quite better on his new medication and they are wanting to move to Salt Lake City from Logan to be closer to their grandkids.

I guess there's no more Metropolitan Community Church Bridgerland in Logan anymore and those who took over the church, turned it into a Unitarian Church. Courtney said the Metropolitan Community Church in general is going through a major upheaval now that Rev. Troy Perry is stepping away from having led the church for nearly 40 years.

I spent the night at Bear Lake and didn't get much sleep with all the shenanigans going on over my head upstairs.

 

8 April 2007 Easter Sunday

I was up by 8:00 a.m. and the place quiet as everyone was sound asleep, so I left to drive back to Salt Lake City to spend the rest of Easter with Mike Romero and my hounds.

It was misty with low hanging clouds up in the high range so I had to use my windshield wipers but thank God for no snow.

I was home by 10:30 having made good time. I realized that there's no place like home and I was greeted by very excited hound dogs covering me with kisses. No one was interested in covering me with kisses at Bear Lake.

I don't know whether I will facilitate again next year and not because I wasn't covered with kisses but I am not sure that what I have to offer is really what this very young generation of Gays want to hear or can relate too.

I also feel like old man Methuselah there among so many teens and twenty-ish Gays. I suppose if there were even a few others over 30 (or 40) I would feel more comfortable but I definitely felt the outsider, and even that I was being isolated, because my age might be contagious. But then again what did I have in common with them either. I always said it’s better to stay with people on the same time line. I dare say most of these guys were born after 1986.

So Easter was spent home, relaxing. I didn't realize how tired I was from the drive and not getting much sleep and was sleepy watching "Running With Scissors", which was interesting but other than that just didn't do much. I Didn't fix an Easter dinner this year nor called anyone.

Chuck Whyte however left a message that Tom Geddes' obituary was in the Saturday's paper. He was 60 years old and died of a heart attack at home. He was dead for nearly a week before anyone found him.

He was a colorful fixture at the Trapp where he sat at the back bar, drank, and sang arias from Opera. He was also a friend of Joe Redburn who Chad Keller said is taking it pretty hard

 

9 April  2007 Monday

  Well Easter week is over and I will be going back to work soon. I took today and tomorrow off also because tomorrow is my birthday and thought I'd just take it off as a personal leave day.

I went and had a massage as an early birthday present. This 22 year old Gay kid really worked out the old stress and felt like heaven. I swear a good massage is every bit as good as sex.

TEN REASONS You Might Be A Mormon If:

1. you only drink beer when no one is around.

2. you quit having children at 8, because 9 is just too friggin many.

3. you believe a man can become a God, but you don't believe in evolution.

4. you have a lot more Great Grandmas than Great Grandpas.

5. Gladys Knight is your favorite black recording artist ... in fact, she might be your favorite black person ...

6. You have told people that Salt Lake City is an important cultural center.

7. You have told people that BYU is a “great academic institution”.

8. One of your kids was accepted by several Ivy League schools and BYU and went to the "Y" because "some things are more important than education".

9. You think God cares about college football.

10. When that nice investment advisor promised you that your money would triple next month if you gave it to him to invest for you, you felt so wonderful inside that you knew God was finally going to bless you so that you could pay off your first, second and third mortgages and go on a mission!

 

10 April  2007 Tuesday

  Happy Birthday to me...I was born on a Tuesday in a little farmers’ co-op hospital in Amherst, Lamb County, Texas just about 40 miles north of Lubbock. My dad was trying to farm some near Hart Camp. He wasn't a very good farmer and after a June crop was hailed out we moved to Lubbock where dad was a policeman for about a year.

One of his partners got shot and my mom insisted that he quit so in 1953 off we moved back to Los Angeles California where my oldest sister was born I 1947.

So while I was born in Texas, a fifth generation, I was actually raised in Orange County when my parents bought a track home in Garden Grove about 4 miles from Disneyland which was built in '56.

My dad's folks had all relocated to California during World War II but my mom's folks stayed in Hart Camp and farmed all their lives.

My sister Donna and I spent most of our teenage years back in Texas during the summer. It was a great opportunity to really get to know my Johnson side of the family.

It was in the summer of 1968 when I was 17 that I fell in love with a Cowboy named Buddy Huskey who was 19. My sister was engaged to him for about a year. But that's a different story.

Not sure what I'll do today...probably nothing. Well heard the news today that my neighbors are not going to Alaska but most likely will be moving to Kalispell, Montana where they have relatives and there's a good business opportunity for them. I am going to bawl my eyes out when they do leave. We sure had a good thing going for the past nine years.

I fixed a fresh strawberry glazed pie for my birthday. Yum! Mom called also, and we had another marathon talk on the phone. She was in the mood to go down memory lane and told me about her adventure of going with my grandma to California on the train during the WWII. She was 13 years old at the time.

 I guess when they got off at Flagstaff to get something to eat because the troop trains had no dinning cars, the train took off without them and with all their suitcases and stuff. Even the conductor was so drunk that he tore the wrong ticket so Grandma had to argue her way back on another train without having to pay for another ticket.

Some soldiers met them in Barstow, California and had retrieved their belongings and mom wrote to the kid who was stationed in Italy until his letters stopped coming. She thinks he was killed because soldiers wrote to anyone then who would write back and she wrote him every week.

They finally made it to San Francisco where they found a rooming house where they could stay while they were in San Francisco to see my uncle who was in a Navy hospital having his tonsils take out.

Once, while walking down the street, two sailors grabbed my mom's and grandma's arms and said I'll take the mother you can have the daughter. My grandma informed the sailors they weren't having either.

Across from the rooming house was a saloon where sailors got drunk and mom remembers them blaring out "Pistol Packing Mama" from the jukebox. For a little farm girl from west Texas, Mom said she thought she was in heaven.

At night she would stare up at the search lights sweeping the sky and occasionally she would see a plane become all lit up. No wonder my mom allowed my sister and me to travel back to Texas by train when I was 13 so we could have our own adventures.

They were never as thrilling as hers but I do remember in 1965 our train detouring through Watts during the worse of the riots and while standing on the platform connecting the cars I saw these angry white guys screaming Nigger at our conductor.

The only other excitement I had on the train was a little crush I had on this teenager who was traveling by himself too. We pressed our knees together and I thought I was going into Ecstasy.

My mom says that she's probably sell the farm this year.

My cousin Stephanie wrote me: Dear Ben, Happy Birthday, I hope you have a nice Birthday this year. Been thinking a lot about you and hope that things are going well for you. I have been working a lot. Things are going ok for the most part. The kids are doing great. I got my layoff notice, again. My last day is to be next month on the 24th unless it is rescinded. So I am working 7 days a week now. I do have a lead on some other companies that are hiring now, so I might not be out of work for too long. Might coincide with Mom's move anyways, so I can give her a hand. Give me a call or drop me a line. I have Verizon on my cell. 714-329-5575. Big birthday Hug to you Cuz, Steph.

I responded back; “Sorry about the lay off but you should be able to bounce back with all your skills. Mom's been keeping me informed about your mom's move. I say it’s about time. With her bad knees and finances she doesn't need to be tramping around in that big house. Besides now she will have some liquidity in her finances to do about anything she wants.

Cottonwood is a nice place. That's where mom and dad lived before moving back to Texas.

I've had an off and on cough since February. Went to the doctors and he said my lungs were clear but then a week later I came down with the flu.

Spent Easter as a facilitator for a college Gay club retreat at Bear Lake on the Utah and Idaho Border about 130 miles north of here. It was beautiful driving through the mountains.

Crossing our fingers that Charline gets this job she has clearance for. They've been a year now without work. Mom's a little disgusted.

James came to Vegas with his new son Jaiden. That made Mom happy. Haven't heard from anyone have you? How's Terrie doing?

I sat down with a retirement planner from my school and he said that I can retire in six years with a full pension so I am getting there. I am going to retire at 62 because you know the Williams boys don't have a track record of living very long. It's hard to say 62 it seem so far away but I am 56 today. Charline will be 60 in June. Frances Ann will be 62 in September! I guess its our turn to grow old LOL! Hope David and Steven are well. Cuz Junior

 

11 April  2007 Wednesday

  My poor Priscilla was so miserable last night. I think her anal glands are infected again so I called the vet and the earliest I can get in is tomorrow. I had a nice week and a half away from school and it was so very hard to go back, but after Mrs. Pratt, the kids were happy to see me.

We had a walking field trip this morning to Bountiful City Lights and Power today and while it was nippy and breezy the walk wasn't too bad. Not too much or clever to say.

 

12 April 2007 Thursday

No entry

 

13 April 2007 Friday

  Friday the 13th ...Spooky. Nothing much is going on Yesterday I took Priscilla to the vet and yep she had infected anal glands the poor thing. They irrigated her and she's on antibiotic and today she seemed a much happier pooch.

Mike Romero and I are looking after the menagerie next door as my neighbors are off to Montana to look at job prospects there. They have two dogs, a cat, a hamster, and a frog to feed.

I am kind of down in the dumps for some reason. I think its time for a hiatus again and take some time for myself.

 

14 April  2007  Saturday

 It was Kind of an eventful day. Hadn't planned on buying furniture today but ended up buying two teak wood chairs with ottomans, and a small end table. Its spring time and I suppose it was time to spruce the place up...however I sure am stiff and sore right now.

I watch two excellent Spanish movies, one called “Queens” was about these women and their Gay sons who are all in Madrid to get married. It was really great and had all the top stars from Spanish Cinema in it. Just finished watching Volver starring Penelope Cruz. What a great movie. I want to retire and move to Spain.

Tim Keller wrote me saying, “I just wanted to drop you a quick note to thank you for coming up for us again this year. Everyone had a great time and yet again you made quite the impression. Thanks again.”

 

15 April 2007 Sunday

No entry

 

16 April 2007 Monday

A suicidal madman student killed 32 people on the Virginia Tech campus in the deadliest shooting rampage in U.S. history.

 

17 April 2007- 18 April 2007

No entries

 

19 April 2007 Thursday

  It snowed like hell in Bountiful yesterday so it was an indoor recess all day so the day was crap with kids wanting to be outside and I having no breaks away from the 30 darlings.

I did have my evaluation with my principal yesterday and she said I was a great teacher. I think we are on the same page in our philosophy towards teaching that we are parents every bit as much as educators these days.

The Mass murder at Virginia Tech continues to distraught the country. What wasted lives. However it makes you think how horrific life must be in Iraq where that many people are being blown up every other day simply for going to the market or looking for a job.

I'm taking Priscilla in to the vet this morning for a check up to see if her infection has cleared up and this late afternoon I am going to dinner with Chad Keller. Haven't been out and about for about two weeks now.

I am really fed up with being active in the Gay community here in Utah. I feel like I'm a dinosaur in the age of furry little mammals. It's time to move on and let evolution progress. I am going to sit in my rocking chair, compile my archival material, and move to Spain when I retire. Maybe some cute Spaniard might find an aging intellectual bear fascinating.

 

 

20 April 2007- 21 April 2007

No entries

 

22 April 2007 Saturday

  IT's ALL ABOUT MOI!

FOODOLOGY

What is your salad dressing of choice? Greek

What is your favorite fast food restaurant? Subway

What is your favorite sit-down restaurant? Jim’s Family Restaurant, Salt Lake City, UT

On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant? about 20% if the service is good. Just a dollar if so-so

What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of? biscuits and gravy

What are your pizza toppings of choice? sun dried tomatoes, pineapple, green peppers, mushrooms, black olives, onions, sausage

What do you like to put on your toast? English muffins with butter and apricot preserves

What is your favorite type of gum? A. Dentyne

TECHNOLOGY

Number of contacts in your cell phone? 45

Number of contacts in your email address book? hundreds

What is your wallpaper on your computer? naked guys in a locker room celebrating a victory. (Usually it’s of my dogs Saffy and Oscar who have passed away.)

What is your wallpaper on your cell phone? parakeets

How many televisions are in your house or apartment? 4 regulars, 1 flat screen, and one huge home theater wall screen.

BIOLOGY

Are you right-handed or left-handed? A. right

Do you like your smile? A. Yes but I never show teeth

What's your best feature? A. In the past my hair and beard today my eyes, I guess

Have you ever had anything removed from your body? A. yes, tonsils, appendixes, some non-cancerous moles, and several teeth

Which of your five senses do you think is keenest? A. Color

When was the last time you had a cavity? A. I got one now and it hurts

What is the heaviest item you lifted last? A. moving a neighbors 45 inch tv

Have you ever been knocked unconscious? A. no bored unconscious yes!

CRAPOLOGY

If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? A. Only is the judge tells me

Is love for real? A. Love is real and permanent but not always stationary

If you could change your first name, what would you change it to? A. I already have to Ben. My birth name is Edgar

What color do you think looks best on you? A. red

Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake? A. I'm sure I have Does Cum count? But that wasn't by mistake.

Have you ever saved someone’s Life? A. I dragged a kid into a convenience store who was getting the shit beat out of by a gang of Mexicans in California when I was 21. I jumped this Gay basher who suddenly attacked two of my friends when I was 36 years old in Salt Lake City. Later heard from the police he had a knife.

Has someone ever saved yours? A. When I was 22 years old I was robbed working the graveyard shift at Taco Bell in California and was ordered into the broom closet while the place was being robbed. As I heard them say they were going to shoot me a customer came up to the front window and scared them away. Never saw the customer because I was too scared to come out for a long time. When I was 25 years I drove 60 miles at 90 miles an hour in Indiana because I heard a thumping on my rear tire. When I got to the station the man said that my retread tires on my Pinto had separated and I was riding on a membrane on thin rubber. Someone was looking out for me then.

DAREOLOGY

Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000? A. yes

Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100? A. I would pay $100 to kiss a member of the same sex if I get to choose where I kiss him.

Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000? A.no but maybe a little toe.

Would you never blog again for $50,000? A. No

Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000? A. yes by why would they ask me?

Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000? A. No! It would do internal damage

Indecent proposal for $1,000,000? A. Oh baby yes since I have given it away for free all my life.

Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000? A. oh hell yes

LASTOLOGY

Friend you talked to. A: Chad Keller

Last person you called? A: My Mom

Last person that called you? A: My Mom

Person you hugged. A: Kimberlee my neighbor

FAVORITOLOGY

Number? A: 10

Color(s)? A: bright yellow

Season? A: Fall

CURRENTOLOGY

Missing someone? A: lots of people

Mood? A: mildly depressed, feeling unappreciated, melancholy

Listening to? A: Washing machine

Watching? A: Computer Screen

Worrying about? A: Arkansas Tony’s shoulder

RANDOMOLOGY

First place you went this morning. A: the bathroom to pee

What can you not wait to do? A: For this school year to be over

What's the last movie you saw? A: "Sunshine" with Ralph Fiennes in it playing several generations of a Jewish Hungarian family in the 20th Century under the Austro-Hungarian Empire, Fascism, and Communism. It was very long but excellent if you have the attention span. You do get to see Ralph Fiennes cute butt a lot and once his cock.

Do you smile often? A: sadly no except when I come home and four little screeching doggies are jumping all over me so excited that I am home. I smile when I think of things from the past. But with George Bush in the White House what is there to smile about?

Are you a friendly person? A: I think so but I think many see me as reserved because I only open up with those I can trust.

What is in your left pocket? A: my left nut

Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie? A: It’s a rural Mormon Geek show that has a few moments but definitely it is for the underdeveloped personalities of the world

Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house? A: Carpet that need to be replaced from pee spots from a very bad puppy. I won’t name names.

Do you sit or stand in the shower? A: stand but would sit if shower allowed for it.

Could you live with roommates? A: Yes especially a cute one that I got to see walking naked around the house.

How many pairs of flip-flops do you own? A: none, Flip-flops are the epitome of this generation.

Where were you born? A: Amherst, Lamb County, Texas

What did you want to be when you grew up? A: loved

Who is number 1 on your top 10 A: Moody Blues tied with Eric Burton and the Animals

 

23 April 2007 Monday

No entry

 

24 April 2007 Tuesday

  In a week it will be May 1st. The time does seem to be flying. The weather here has been so cool and overcast. Too cold to do yard work and I really need to mow my lawn. My puppy Daisy has a voracious appetite for literature I just found out. This great book that Chad Keller had just given me last Thursday called Gay Days the History of the Christopher Street Parade was torn cover from cover every page ripped out. How she was able to carry a hardback book out the doggy door, down the deck stairs to the backyard I have no idea!

So I went on line to buy another one and keep this one off the coffee table. I called Chad's Dentist yesterday and I have an appointment on the 7th of May. Hate to admit that I haven't seen a dentist in 5 years. Wouldn't be going now if I didn't feel a cavity coming on. I have been fortunate to have strong even teeth. I still have a baby tooth near my front eyetooth. It never fell out and nothing pushed it out.

I suppose Chad is in Idaho for his Grandma's funeral who died last Wednesday. Benjamin Anderson is in a blue funk because of tax collectors. Mike Romero and I have been getting along pretty well for a while, but after coming home and eating dinner together, he pretty much does his thing upstairs and I do mine downstairs.

Michael Aaron emailed me about why I haven't submitted a column to him for this next issue of the QSL he said I had lots of positive comments over the last one...I admitted that I was feeling old, underappreciated, and melancholy.

 

25 April 2007 Wednesday

My Lambda Lore column

A long time ago, in a more innocent era, the people of Utah were a happy dancing people. They would break out in song for no apparent reason except for the love of melody. No one thought it strange, well no one until the dark clouds of Correlation began to hover over 50 East North Temple.

A regime change occurred in late 1973, when the Harold B Lee Lord of Correlation suddenly expired and a diminutive cancer-throated bespeckled Spencer W. Kimball was swept up into the Wasatch echelons of power.

Now Kimball appeared to be a very serious man who looked dimly at the ensconced musical frivolity which had taken root high on the Mountain Tops. Perhaps he was an Arthur Murray reject or couldn’t carry a tune because of throat cancer, we will never know but things were going to change.

When Kimball was a much younger Apostle, it was said that he was given the calling of dealing with the church’s young men who had carried out the laying on of hands to a ridiculous extreme. Some called him the Apostle to the Homosexual. Others, perhaps not as kindly disposed, called him the Lord High Executioner. Anyhow by 1974 he was the Mikado of the whole enchilada in Utah.

On a cold, snowy January day in 1977, a quiet, but a bit stuffy, board of directors met to discuss holding a church dance. After the last bit of discussion was discussed, and the last bit of cookie was eaten, the board agreed that a semi-formal church dance might be just the ticket to attract more people to the pews. So on that fateful day they voted to hold a dance on April 22, to be held at the Capitol rotunda of Utah.

The church’s pastor, Reverend Alice Jones, later in the week, dutifully sent off a formal request to the Lieutenant Governor’s office, where one of his duties, among others, was to book the joint for Gold and Green Balls for LDS stakes. On polite church stationary, Reverend Jones asked to reserve the capitol dome for a church dance. Little did she, nor the church’s tiny group of parishioners, know that this innocuous request would be the catalyst for the “Thirty Year Homosexual Wars.”

On February 3, Utah Lieutenant Governor, David S. Monson, and his office, on official state stationary, (state seal and everything), granted to the fledgling Metropolitan Community Church of Salt Lake its permission to hold a dance in the capitol. The Board of Directors couldn’t have been more pleased.

Then less than two weeks later, a mysterious, anonymous informer placed a discreet but outraged call to David Monson revealing the true identity of the church. Perhaps it was the same person who was outraged over the word merlot, some thirty years later, perhaps not. We will never know. But the effect was the same! Apoplexy at the highest levels of Utah government! “What! What! Did I know that the Metropolitan Community Church was a homosexual church! Hell no! Oh my God! Oh my God!” Can’t you just see Monson turning Technicolor before having his stroke?

As fast as Monson’s minimum wage secretary could tear the letter head out of the Corona electric typewriter, the Lieutenant Governor rescinded permission to hold the MCC’s dance at the state capitol. On February 18, the distraught board members read these words; ”Due to the restrictions we have placed on the capitol, and due to the nature of your organization our permission was revoked to hold a dance in the Capitol on April 22nd or any other date.”  Monson went on to charge that an anonymous phone call had them check with “reliable sources” which identified Metropolitan Community Church of Salt Lake as a homosexual organization! Guilty as charged.

However, it appears that only the Reverend Jones was mortified by this turn of events, and she resigned, packed her grip, and took the last train to Clarksville or perhaps it was Des Moines.

Not mortified was Robert Waldrop. Bob to his friends. “Pain in the Ass” to his enemies. Waldrop was an Okie who grew up in a Southern Baptist home. To the grief and shame of his family, at the age of 18 years, he joined the LDS Church and dutifully served a mission to Australia. However shortly after returning to the states, he was recruited by homosexuals, grew a beard, shed his underwear, and joined the Metropolitan Community Church.

After the sudden departure of Reverend Jones, Bob Waldrop was appointed  a “co- -worship coordinator” for the church. Waldrop rightly realized that an attack against the rights of a Gay church was also an attack against the Gay community. If Monson wants a war he has to tangle with a Waldrop first. Immediately Waldrop pushed the board of directors to retain an attorney, Kendall Perkins, to sue the bastards, I mean, file a lawsuit against the state. Waldrop became a bull dog and wanted to bite Monson’s ass. And not in a good way either.

            The church stated in its case that “renting the rotunda for social events was a common practice among churches, fraternal organizations, etc. blah, blah, blah.” Kendall said to Monson, “So what if MCC openly admits that many of its members are Gay? Gay or not, the members of the church paid taxes to support the up keep of state offices like the Capitol building and yadda, yadda, yadda.”

            Monson fired back, I have an “obligation to see that public buildings are used for purposes that meet the approval of the majority of the community, yadda, yadda, yadda.”  He even admitted that his actions was discriminatory but so what? What’s ya gonna do about it? But to cover his ass he asked the police if they thought holding a same sex dance in the state rotunda would incite a demonstration. The police said, “Sure.”  Monson then said, “See” and stuck out his tongue at Kendall.

            Well on March 25,  D. Kendall Perkins, Esq., brooking no sass from Monson, filed a lawsuit against the state of Utah in behalf of Metropolitan Community Church of Salt Lake “to compel the Lt. Governor to allow MCC the use of the State Capitol Rotunda for a dance.”

Uppity queers! The “noive.”  But guess what? Based on the fact that Utah allowed events similar to those held regularly by Mormon stakes, the state was ordered by the courts to allow MCC to hold a same-sex dance in the sacred rotunda.

            So why then isn’t Queer Prom being held in the capitol, other than the fact that it is closed for renovation? Because…..the state’s Sanhedrin, I mean state legislature would have none of that sort of sissy cavorting and banned all dances from the rotunda of the state capitol “forever and ever Amen!”   Remember when all student clubs were banned from high schools to keep the homos out? Kinda the same thing here.

            All through the valley you could hear wails of lamentations. “No more Gold and Green Balls, with all that lovely gold and green crepe streamers, and debutante MIAs. Those bastard homos! First they ruined a perfectly good word like gay and now they smashed our rights to hold Mormon dances under the capitol dome! What do these people want?” It was pitiful.

            The MCC of Salt Lake however held their little soiree anyway on April 22 at the lovely social hall of the First Unitarian Church on 1300 East. No one seemed to care that it wasn’t in the granite echo chamber up on the hill.

            However the state did mind. Yes indeed. Utah State Deputy Attorney General Mike Deamer, wringing his hands in sinister glee, ordered that the MCC hand its membership list over to state police so they could compare the record with “sheriffs and police records of known homosexuals.”  The impudent Bob Waldrop said to Deamer, “No! Hell No!” A Salt Lake Third District Court Judge was even more adamant against the state’s inquisition and slammed the gavel down on Deamer’s dictates.

            Although by June 1, the dance had come and gone, a vocal group of University of Utah Gay students hotly quizzed Utah Senator Orrin Hatch and David Monson, who were speaking before an open forum sponsored by the  Daily Utah Chronicle.

Why was permission for the dance rescinded? Monson touted, “Based on investigations and information from the Salt Lake County Sheriff’s office, we felt there was a possibility outside sources would try to disrupt the dance,… bull shit and more bull shit.”  Monson cited that his decision was based on that fact that same-sex dances might “incite demonstrations or pose a threat of damage to the building or hazards to people attending.” He said everything but, “We did it to protect your queer asses, damn you!”  

Kendall Perkins, attorney for the church, who happened to be sitting squarely in front of the Republicans, retorted “he was unaware of any instances that would demonstrate a potential for such disruption.”  He also called Monson in legalese “a big fat liar” saying Monson’s decision to ban the dance from the rotunda “was made before any investigation took place.”

Then Senator Hatch, in his coolly detached, pinched Pennsylvania accent chimed in, “I feel homosexuality is marked by a psychological deficiency and therefore homosexuals should not be allowed to teach in public schools.”  What the hell? A little off topic Senator Hatch droned on  saying, “I wouldn’t want to see homosexuals teaching school any more than I’d want to see members of the American Nazi Party teaching school.”  The Ladies for Clean Youth of America smiled and continued to knit. The Gay students just thunked their heads collectively. Nevertheless both sides did not blink that day and thus began the Thirty Year Homosexual War in Utah.

 

26 April 2007-28 April 2007

No entries

 

29 April 2007 Sunday

This weekend it was nearly 90 degrees

 

30 April 2007 Monday

  End of April and yesterday was the hottest April day on record. It was 89 degrees out by the airport where I live. Spent much of the weekend doing yard work since last weekend was cold and rainy. Mowing lawns, pulling weeds, picking up all of Daisy's toys scattered throughout the backyard.

The lilacs are blooming and perfuming the air. That's nice. I am so glad I put half my front yard into mulch and drought resistant plants because I think its going to be a long hot summer.

A lady stopped in her car and said I had the prettiest yard in the neighborhood. Oh Mary it takes a Fairy to make something pretty.

Went to Kyle, my 22 year old masseuse, on Saturday to have him work me over. For a skinny kid he sure is strong and worth every penny. Better then sex. Well since I am not getting any sex lately I'll take what I can get.

Benjamin Anderson was mentioned in the QSalt Lake as these new Twinkie Columnist's favorite Cyber Slut, Bunny. Good for him. He takes the time to develop his character and Cyber Slut persona which I don't think many young people are willing to do.

Speaking of Drag I heard as a rumor, which seems to be gathering momentum, that the Royal Court of the Golden Spike Empire is having a difficult time finding qualified candidates for Emperor and Empress for next year. Our Salt Lake court system is 32 years old but time marches on. Is it me or is there so much crystal meth going on that no one is stepping up to the plate to fill leadership positions? No wonder then that the Lesbians are running everything if the "Gay bois" are tweaked out.

Oh well ,I did my duty when it was my era and that sense of pride can't be taken away, and no pseudo-Pride Day can instill that into you either. What ever happened to when Pride was equated with hard work, loyalty, and duty?

I am taking this Thursday off from work because Priscilla has to go back to the Vet again. This is her 4th time in four weeks. The doctor said there's still some draining and infection in her anal glands and if it's not cleared up by Thursday he'll have to do surgery. Poor little girl. Actually she's more like a little old lady at 12 years come this May.

I talked to our neighbors finally this week when we were both out in our yards. They are getting ready to put their house up on the market and move to Montana in June. We have been neighbors for 10 years and its going to be really hard to see them go. Very hard.

Elyse who moved to Florida to go to college said that she was glad her parents were taking Kayla out of Utah so she won't have to go through the ostracizing of not being Mormon that   she went through. Kimberlee said Elyse was very bitter against Mormons and I said you can't blame her for the way she was always made to feel she wasn't as good by the parents of her Mormon friends.

Tom Poston who was on so many game shows in the 1950s like What’s My line  and To Tell the Truth died today [1921-2007] Funny that Kitty Carlisle who was a guest on many of the same shows with him died earlier this month of the 17th. She was born in 1910.

 

MAY

1 May 2007-2 May 2007

No entries

 

3 May 2007 Thursday

  Well it's already May and I haven't posted in a while. Last weekend it was nearly 90 degrees and today it was only 38 degree cold and rainy. I took today off to take Priscilla back to the vet and he said that her anal glands were still draining so wants to schedule surgery to see what's still infecting her. So the poor girl has to go in on the 16th of May for that procedure.

I got a phone message from a parent of a former student who said she had sent me an invitation for her daughter's senior recital at the U of U. I had her daughter in 4th grade and now she's a senior in college so do the math and you can tell how long ago I was her teacher.

Anyway she said I was her daughter's favorite teacher so I thought hell I ought to go and be supportive. Wouldn't kill me to get my ass off the lazy boy.

So I looked up the building on a campus map to see where the Dumke Building  was where she said the performance would take place. Well, the only Dumke building was a gymnasium building but hey it could have been a new building because I had never heard of it before. This parent said it was on the 4th floor.

Consequently I get dressed to brave the cold weather and drive across town to find out when I get there, that's it's Graduation Day for the U and the parking lots are packed. Anyway I find a spot, walk across campus to find that the Dumke Building is a single story Gym. Well at that point I couldn't do anything put go home because I didn't have a cell phone number and it was nearing 7:30.

The fresh young faces of the college grads in their gowns were fun to see and all were beaming. It sort of reminded me of my graduation some 30 years ago. I bet Benjamin Anderson was there on campus somewhere in the crowd because his son Jared graduated this month.

Disappointed but somewhat relieved I tried to leave the campus but was caught up in the exiting traffic jam. It Took me nearly 45 minutes just to get back home.

At home, Kimberlee Gile, my neighbor called and wanted to come over and visit with Mike Romero and me. She told me the news I have been dreading that they will be moving to Montana as soon as the house sells and Kayla gets out of school which is just in a about a month.

So I sat and listened how excited she was about the new adventure and everything while inside I was just incredibly sad at loosing the closest thing I've had to a family in Utah. They have been my neighbors for nearly 10 years and we have been as close as we can be. Once when they were so broke I paid for their Christmas for their kids. So I put on a happy face for her sake but deep down I just wanted to bawl.

Then Mike tells her how unhappy he is at work and is wanting to move back to Wyoming or Colorado to be around family which confirmed to me even more that he doesn't consider me family anymore. He doesn't tell me these things so who knows what will be changing soon. I think this sense of uncertainty has made me melancholy and depressed. I don't do well with loss.

In 1988 two of my main supports and closest friends, John Reeves and Mark Lamar moved out of Utah as did three of my second tier of friends, Ken Francis, Steve Brackenbury, and Mike Anderson. I was devastated. I felt like I was all alone again in the Gay world. So I bucked up got back out and after awhile made some really good friends also, but one by one by 1995 they had all moved away again.

So then I met Mike Romero and we have lived together 13 years and bought a house, adopted dogs, had wonderful neighbors and I thought I was set for life. Well nothing is set for life. People change, fall out of love, grow indifferent, and move away.

So here I am in my "senior" years having to start all over again and right now feeling pretty discouraged. But I know that I just need to learn to be serene again and in time good things will come again. The wheel keeps turning. I hope.

 

4 May 2007 Friday

Today so far it's been overcast and  gloomy.

 

5 May 2007 Saturday

Today is Cinco de Mayo and Priscilla’s 11th birthday. We really don’t know how old she is but she was just a puppy in 1996 when we adopted her from the Rawlins, Wyoming animal shelter for $20.

It rained all day but Benjamin Anderson and Tom Folks came over and we went out to Chili's for lunch. I hate national chains because they aren't that great and are overpriced. It was $50 for four hamburgers and iced tea. Well Tom and Mike Romero picked up the tab so I shouldn't complain but I did leave a $9 tip. I guess you pay for the ambiance. LOL

Since Tom helped paid for my lunch I asked him if he wanted tickets for My Fair Lady for tonight. My tooth was hurting me and he was excited for them but at the last minute he was called into work. He's a police dispatcher and I guess some Mexican Gang bangers were shooting themselves all across the Valley.

So I went with Mike Romero after all and the play was great. The Grand Theater really does some things right and Musical Theater is one of them- all but the scenery.

The sets really were skimpy and you had to envision them more than see them. I am not crazy for Modern Theater for that one reason. When someone is singing “On The Street Where You Live” it would be nice to see at least a lamp post. But the singing, dancing, and costumes where top notch which compensated.

I was surprised to see that the theater was hardly a fourth filled. It can easily accommodate a 1000 people and if there were two hundred there tonight I'd be surprised. In fact I think Mike Romero and I appeared to be the only Gay people there, which is a sad, sad commentary on why Gay culture is going down the drain.

C'mon people Musical Theater is OUR great art form. Does anyone know show tunes anymore? If not Gay Piano Bars are soon to become history while Gay youth spew cum at computer screens. Sad Sad.

Benjamin Anderson said that even his young date who said he was really into movies didn't know the difference between Doris Day and Bette Davis! That's tragic!

Where is the connection to the Devine Divas of the Silver Screen? Even before I developed a Gay identity, when I was 15 years old, I saw Mae West in an old movie on TV for the first time and I immediately felt connected with her somehow. Her Queer spirit leapt at me through the black and white medium to basically say it's okay to be different and sexy. I didn't even know who she was back then but immediately search everywhere to find out more about her.

Bette Davis, Joan Crawford, Tallulah Bankhead, and above all Judy Garland! Pantheon of Gay Icons. Well I guess those who don't know better are happy to have white trash Brittany Spears and the late not so great Anna Nicole as their stars.

 

6 May 2007 Sunday

Confession questions:

1. The phone rings. Who do you want it to be? John Cunningham (love of my life at 18) or Billy Bikowski (love of my life at 35)

2. Do you take compliments well? no, not at all. Poor self-esteem from lack of being appreciated for what a cute Gay boy I was I suppose.

3. Did you ever go to camp as a kid? No but I was a camp counselor for a summer when I was 21. That is how I got my name Ben. The kids all had names for the counselors and mine was Benji-boo-boo. When I came down off the mountain Michael Jackson was singing the love song “Ben” and on TV was Gentle Ben the bear so I went off to a new college telling everyone my name was Ben. I still go by Ben Edgar which in Hebrew means son of Edgar which is my father's name.

4. What was your favorite game as a kid? Candy Land, and Risk

5. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married...Hell yes marriage is an institution most people are trying to escape. My purpose in life is to add a little relief to as many men as I can. It's a sacred calling. Kinda like a Temple Prostitute.

6. Do you drink coffee or coke in the morning? In college Coca-Cola after living with a caffeine coffee fiend I am now a morning coffee drinker.

7. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you? No Taliban, Southern Baptists, Devout Catholics, or Mormons please. Although I have to admit that Mormon garments are kind of a sexy fetish.

8. Use three words to describe yourself? loyal, kind, intelligent

9. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you grabbed? My hard drive out the window and all my pups under my arms.

10. Do you think more about the past, present or future? The past by far. My passion is history and genealogy

11. What color are your eyes? Brilliant Blue

12. Do you look like your mom or dad? I look like my dad, but act like my mom. (Stole that line from someone)

13. How long does it take you in the shower? Long hot steamy showers one of the few pleasures of the modern era. I would have loved to have been a Roman and while away my earthly hours in the pleasure domes of the Baths of Caracalla.

14. Do you always read MySpace bulletins? I don’t do MySpace. It’s a generation thing.

15. Ever been to L.A.? Many a time. I grew up in Orange County a suburb of L.A. I love the taquitos from Alvera Street. I love cruising Santa Monica Blvd. Hollywood. The old Freeways. The Brea Tar Pits are fun. The Huntington Library where Blue Boy and other famous paintings are- is a treat. I love all the funny pink buildings with palm trees.

16. Do you steal or pay for your music download? Guilty but not for myself but to find very old hard to find songs to teach to my students. Mostly obscure folk songs and songs from WW II. I used Napster when it was up and running.

17. Are you a gullible person? Not unless preceded by You’re handsome or I love you.

18. Are you easy to get along with? Probably not

 

7 May  2007 Monday

 The Weekend went really fast  and today was an expensive day. I took today off to go to Chad Keller’s dentist to have a cavity looked at. My appointment was at 9:00 a.m. and by 9:45 I hadn't even been seen yet so I was getting kind of peeved. Chad had recommended the dentist to me but I thought if he's so backed up this early in the morning something is wrong here.

Then when I finally get in a chair, I learned that the receptionist hadn't scheduled that I needed to see him for a cavity but just for a hygiene cleaning. So I never did get my tooth fixed and I was there for over two hours!

The dentist when I did see him was nice enough and scheduled me in for  Thursday for a pre-root canal procedure which he can't do until May 31st! Well since they took a bjillion x-rays I decided to get this done but not sure if I am comfortable with their office practice.

The Service Agreement guy for the Heating and Air Conditioning didn't get to the house until 1 this afternoon and the bad news is that all the freon had leaked out of the Central Air conditioning. There was none. It would cost nearly a 1000 to find the leak, replace it and then I would still have an old unit that would probably have to be replaced in a couple of years anyway.

Mike Romero came home for lunch and we discussed going Green and replacing the hole kit and caboodle, water heater, furnace, central air. We are having a heat pump put in instead of central air, replacing the water heater with a smaller more efficient unit, and the same with the furnace, and we are having some more vent ducts put in and a humidifier. It's supposed to save us nearly half in our electricity and gas bills, and the heat pump doesn't give off emissions at all into the atmosphere.

Mike even saw on the Internet that we can get a tax credit for the energy saving crap we are doing. The bad news is that it isn't cheap to go green in the short run but will I guess in the long run. It's costing about $8800 for all the add-ons and labor to redo the heating and cooling of the house. So there's at least one American trying to reduce Global Warming. LOL.

 Well I qualified for a year interest free financing so I don't have to make a payment for a year. It's good to have good credit. I am not worried about paying it off with what I have saved and a tax refund next year but I guess I won't be painting the house or putting in new carpet this year.

 

8 May 2007 Tuesday

With the news that the Giles are moving I will have to put a wooden fence between the 20 feet of open space where  I had a chain link fence. The Giles and we used to visit all the time when ever we were outside  in the yard. We’d Pull up a lawn chair and just gab. Those days are over now. If the people who buy the house have kids, and they will, I need to put a wood fence up so the dogs won't be barking at them playing in their own yard. So lots of changes...

Gas is hovering around $3.05 in Salt Lake City. I filled up last Saturday for $2.93 but saw yesterday that the station went up to $3.00. Mom says its about $3.20 in Las Vegas. Well I guess we better get use to the new world order.

My 4 cylinder truck has a clutch and I get about 24 miles around town and nearly 30 on the open road. People are still driving their Hummers, SUVs, and 4 ton pick-ups so I guess they can still afford gas.

One of the reasons decided to fix up the house. If can't go anywhere might as well be cool for the summer and warm for the winter. I bet it's gonna be a wickedly hot summer too. There's no snow pack to fill our reservoirs either ----it will be hot and dry I think.

 

9 April 2007 Wednesday

No entry

 

10 May 2007 Thursday

It was Root Canal day! I Went into the dentist at 8:00 and since he said he had time he went ahead an did a root canal on my bottom right molar instead of doing it at the end of the month and since I was already strapped in the chair he went ahead and did the whole procedure. He's an older doctor, older than me, and his years of experience really showed up. Except for the discomfort of keeping my jaw open it was relatively painless and he did a good job. My mouth is still numb so I better not speak too soon.

I then rushed home to let the heating and air conditioning guy in, but he was already there with Michael Romero having come from work. So I was kind of a prisoner all day with my pups in a very warm house because, wouldn't you know it...the temp got up to 90 degrees! It felt like July more than the first part of May.

Anyway another guy came and replaced the first guy about 3 this afternoon who continued with the instillation. This second guy named “DJ” was a dreamboat! He was tall, blond, a killer smile, and he took off his shirt to work because the basement was warm and stuffy. When he stooped I could see his fuzzy ass crack. What a dirty old man I have become ( as opposed to the dirty young man I was) .

The first day they were able to get the hot water tank installed so we finally had water again in the late afternoon but we won’t have hot water for showers until Friday.

 Songs that were on Billboards Number One Hits on my birthday over the years were:

2007 ... "Don't Matter" by Akon

2006 ... "Bad Day" by Daniel Powter

2005 ... "Candy Shop" by 50 Cent featuring Olivia

2004 ... "Yeah!" by Usher featuring Ludacris & Lil Jon

2003 ... "In Da Club" by 50 Cent

2002 ... "Ain't It Funny" by Jennifer Lopez featuring Ja Rule

2001 ... "All for You" by Janet

2000 ... "Maria Maria" by Santana featuring The Product G&B

1999 ... "No Scrubs" by TLC

1998 ... "All My Life" by K-Ci & JoJo

1997 ... "Can't Nobody Hold Me Down" by Puff Daddy featuring Ma$e

1996 ... "Because You Loved Me" by Celine Dion

1995 ... "This Is How We Do It" by Montell Jordan

1994 ... "Bump N' Grind" by R. Kelly

1993 ... "Informer" by Snow

1992 ... "Save the Best for Last" by Vanessa Williams

1991 ... "I've Been Thinking About You" by Londonbeat

1990 ... "I'll Be Your Everything" by Tommy Page

1989 ... "She Drives Me Crazy" by Fine Young Cannibals

1988 ... "Get Outta My Dreams, Get Into My Car" by Billy Ocean

1987 ... "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now" by Starship

1986 ... "Rock Me Amadeus" by Falco

1985 ... "We Are the World" by USA for Africa

1984 ... "Footloose" by Kenny Loggins

1983 ... "Billie Jean" by Michael Jackson

1982 ... "I Love Rock 'n Roll" by Joan Jett & the Blackhearts

1981 ... "Kiss on My List" by Daryl Hall & John Oates

1980 ... "Another Brick in the Wall" by Pink Floyd

1979 ... "What a Fool Believes" by The Doobie Brothers

1978 ... "Night Fever" by The Bee Gees

1977 ... "Don't Give Up on Us" by David Soul

1976 ... "Disco Lady" by Johnnie Taylor

1975 ... "Philadelphia Freedom" by The Elton John Band

1974 ... "Bennie & the Jets" by Elton John

1973 ... "The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia" by Vicki Lawrence

1972 ... "The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face" by Roberta Flack

1971 ... "Just My Imagination (Running Away with Me)" by The Temptations

1970 ... "Let It Be" by The Beatles

1969 ... "Aquarius/Let the Sunshine In" by The Fifth Dimension

1968 ... "Honey" by Bobby Goldsboro

1967 ... "Somethin' Stupid" by Nancy Sinatra & Frank Sinatra

1966 ... "(You're My) Soul and Inspiration" by The Righteous Brothers

1965 ... "I'm Telling You Now" by Freddie & the Dreamers

1964 ... "Can't Buy Me Love" by The Beatles

1963 ... "He's So Fine" by The Chiffons

1962 ... "Johnny Angel" by Shelley Fabares

1961 ... "Blue Moon" by The Marcels

1960 ... "Theme from 'A Summer Place'" by Percy Faith

1959 ... "Come Softly to Me" by The Fleetwoods

1958 ... "Tequila" by The Champs

1957 ... "All Shook Up" by Elvis Presley

1956 ... "Poor People of Paris" by Les Baxter

1955 ... "The Ballad of Davy Crockett" by Bill Hayes

1954 ... "Wanted" by Perry Como

1953 ... "The Doggie in the Window" by Patti Page

1952 ... "Wheel of Fortune" by Kay Starr

1951 ... "If" by Perry Como

            Its funny but after 1992 I didn’t know any of those songs LOL

 

11 May 2007 Friday

It was 90 degrees again today. “DJ” the hunk came back and finished the furnace today inside and worked on the heat pump outside so by the end of the day we started to have cooling again. He had to leave at 4 but said he'd come back on tomorrow on his day off to finish off.

I sent in my vote for the Kristen Ries Award recipient this year. I voted for Todd Dayley so I guess I have forgiven him for stealing the Pillar from me.

 

12 May 2007 Saturday

I was home for most of the day but Mike Romero was also home and he ran and got us some Betos Breakfast Burritos. I learned yesterday that DJ hadn't stopped working to eat anything so this morning, being a Mama Bear, I brought him coffee and half of my burrito which is always too big to eat anyway.

While visiting found out that he had installed the exact same units in his house that he was living in with his girlfriend so I was pretty satisfied that if the guys that work in the business are using the same product then I shouldn't have too much to worry about.

Anyway after everything was put in, he found out there was a bad coil for the humidifier and since it was Saturday, DJ said he'd have to come back later to finish that.

After he left, upon cleaning up some, I found that he had left a work shirt behind and it smelled so good. (Wicked I know). So that's my almost fantasy thoughts on my cute installation man.

After DJ left Benjamin Anderson , Mike Romero and I went to the Spaghetti Factory in Taylorsville more or less just to get out of the house. I had been cooped up in it for nearly 3 days. But the air conditioning is working mighty fine!

13 May 2007 Sunday

’No entry

 

14 May 2007 Monday

When I went back to work, I guess the kids had just been horrible to my substitute, so I read them the riot act, and made some of them run around the goals posts to expend their excess energy, but even then I had a kid who had his finger smashed in the door by another student, not on purpose, but just by being wild and stupid.

The room is heating up again so I am running about 4 fans over which I have to talk, and one girl kept getting a bloody nose from the heat. Oh well come June 1st another glorious school year will be over.

 

15 May, 2007 Tuesday

  Well it's been an eventful few days I suppose. My principal is so supportive. When I hauled this one defiant kid's ass down to the office to call his mom, another student came running down to the office to say the kids were out of control and Liz just said, "Do you want me to go down so you can talk to the mother?" and she did! Most principals just give you the look of "can't you control your class?" Well I can if I am there!

A former teacher I used to work with at Orchard said that it's really gotten bad over there. One kid in her class snuck a video camera to school so he could film the reaction of kids that he bullies and hurts. The Principal wouldn't even suspend him because he's with the Mormon elites from up on the hill and she didn't want to take the heat. He was from a "good family." I am so glad I am away from there.

Jerry Falwell of the Moral Majority who built the religious right into a political force, is dead. I hope he’s sparking in hell. Martin Luther Kings daughter Yolanda died today also.

 

16 May 2007 Wednesday

No Entry

 

17 May 2007 Thursday

I picked Priscilla up from the vet today. She had to spend the night after her surgery to remove her anal glands. That was a $400 bill. Well I should have another five to six years out of the old girl and don't want her to be suffering ever few months from infected glands. She is worth every penny.

Valerie Larabee wrote: Dear Friends  As a token of your service to our community, we would like to offer each of you a complimentary Gold Passport for the 2007 Utah Pride Festival. That passport will provide you with admission to each of the incredible Pride Festival activities planned this year including the Grand Marshal Reception (June 1), Sheena Easton Concert (June 1), En Vogue Concert (June 2), T-Party and 2-days on the Festival grounds. If you provide me with a current mailing address I will ensure they are mailed early next week. If you would like more information about the festival please visit www.utahpride.org: . I look forward to hearing from you.

I wrote back: Thank you. This is very kind and thoughtful of you. Do you have Val Mansfield and Kelly Byrnes on your list? Ben

 

18 May 2007 Friday

Today was my good friend John Reeves’ birthday. I called back to Boston, but he didn't pick up so he's probably out with his hubby Jimmy Hamamoto. I think John is about 75 years old now.

Benjamin Anderson called me after the Cyber Sluts Bingo and said that Ron Hunt was in the hospital from a stroke. He and Todd Bennett are leaders in the Bear Club here in Salt Lake City and Todd is International Daddy Bear. Ron’s been active in the community since the 1970’s and before he got together with Todd we once had a fling

 

19 May 2007 Saturday

Ron Hunt was released from the hospital today before Benjamin Anderson and I could go visit him. So it must have been a mild stroke if there is such a thing. Ron's just a couple of years older than I am. I imagine they have made him give up his cigars.

Today is Chad Keller's birthday. He thinks he's getting old and he's only 38. But as they say it's not the years it's the mileage.

 I worked on an article for my history column for QSalt Lake for most of the morning. I wrote it on the LDS Church's drive to manipulate the 1977 International Women's Year Conference in SALT LAKE. The LDS Church was against the Equal Rights Amendment because they said it would promote homosexuality and kill God-given feminine instincts! LOL.

In the evening Benjamin came over with his dog Sarah, who our dogs kept pestering. Buddy was the only one happy to see her and play with her.

We had pizza and watched "Night at the Museum" because Mickey Rooney's in it. It might be his very last film. Before that we were all laughing saying we are going to start a new club called, "THE GARLAND GAYS" to preserve the memory of Judy which is fading fast from Gay culture.

Judy doesn't mean a thing to genderqueers and lesbians but by God to baby boomer faggots she's the ultimate queen. So we thought about having meetings and making blue checker board frocks and carry around baskets and sing the Man who Got a Way. All of Judy's songs will be our hymnals and we might even throw in a bit of Liza's! We would be like a Judy Garland preservationist society where we could drink to excess, pop pills, marry gay men, and sneak out of hotels because we can't pay the bills. Our motto could be "We drink like this because Judy did!"

 

20 May 2007 Sunday

It's been hot here feeling more like July then May as it was 90 degrees.

            My Lambda Lore column- The Thirty Year Homosexual War’s first skirmish in 1977 was a stalemate. The homos were kept from dancing in the sacred State Rotunda but alas so were dewy eyed Mormon debutantes. Not getting their way entirely was something new to the powers that be in Utah. It did not set well with the patriarchs who were running things from the LDS Church Administration Building and the Alta Club. However it was a wakeup call all the same. You could almost hear out on the streets the hollering of old men saying, “what the hell is going on?”  It was clear enough to them that perverts were  proliferating, women were getting uppity and  thanks to that damn mini-series Roots,  the war against the sons of Cain was all but lost!

A little background on the bug that was crawling up Utah’s collective behind in 1977. Early in the year the board of the Metropolitan Community Church of Salt Lake applied for a permit to hold a dance in the State Capitol, the Radicalesbians feminists had organized Women Aware, Alex Haley’s mini-series Roots showed that perhaps African descendants are human after all, and worse of all …1977 was called the International Year of Women!

In the good ol’ U.S. of A. each state was asked to hold a conference to settle the eternal mystery of, “What the hell do women want?” Non-elected President Jerry Ford, after having his titties twisted by wife Betty, proclaimed “We must confront those inequalities that still linger as barriers to the full participation of women in our national life, blah blah blah.”  So Utah’s Democrat Governor, Cal  Rampton, duly appointed a committee of women to plan a state conference  and to set an agenda on what was eating women. No big surprise here, that Utah’s agenda was a tad bit more conservative than the rest of the country. This was due to the fact that the LDS Church sent out marching orders that at least ten Relief Society sisters from each ward must attend the Utah conference to make sure the brethren’s’ concerns were heard and addressed in this the Year of the Woman.

What could have sent the benign LDS General Authorities into such a tizzy wherein the full force of LDS Womanhood was unleashed? I will tell you in three words. The Equal Rights Amendment. (okay, that’s four.. quit quibbling). The ERA stated in sublime simplicity: “Equality of rights under the law shall not be denied or abridged by the United States or by any state on account of sex.”

Passage of the ERA was one of the top goals for the burgeoning women’s rights movement in the U.S. The National Organization for Women (NOW) had a growing number of feminists ready to mobilize for the ERA’s passage. By 1977 the ERA was on the fast track to become the law of the land. The ERA was passed by a Democratic Congress in 1972 and was sent to the states for ratification with a seven-year time limit attached. Now you needed 38 states to make the dang thing a law. All was going great guns until 1975 when the ratification movement had stalled at 34 states. So what was the hold up? The Old Confederacy and the State of Deseret. Wouldn’t you know it?

In 1976 the LDS First Presidency issued a statement against the ERA saying, “We fear it will stifle God-given feminine-instincts,” and that the passage of the ERA would result in, “an increase in the practice of homosexual and lesbian activities, and other concepts which could alter the natural, God-given relationship of men and women.”  Don’t laugh. It’s true.

            In the March 24, 1977 edition of the Deseret News, an article featured good looking LDS General Authority Neal A. Maxwell, pondering innocently enough, “Would ERA confer upon homosexuals any privileges or status not intended?”  Hmm, I wonder? Better not chance it.

            Figuring it was an easy sell, the anti- ERA crusaders asked LDS officials if they could “educate” the Relief Society sisters who would be attending the conference of the dire consequences of the horrors of unisex toilets, mandatory state funding of all abortions, and the legalization of homosexual marriage! After all everyone knew "a vote for ERA is a vote for abortion," and homosexuals will use the ERA to gain the right to "teach in our schools. . . and adopt children!”

The LDS Church winked, said no, but pre-conference teaching moments were held though out the land anyway where obedient sisters met thinking that the meetings were officially sponsored by the LDS Church. Plausible deniability is why church lawyers get paid the big bucks. These sweet sisters were told that the IWY conference was full of hidden agendas and that their homes, families, and lifestyles were in peril! At these unofficial  meetings Bishop Dennis Kerr, who was a main organizer, warned about a “Lesbian takeovers, unfair voting practices, and being subjected to pornographic films at the conference.”

Now this Legion of Dedicated Sisters created its own problems since Cal Rampton had not foreseen the hit to the checkbook that this LDS led insurgency would have on the state. “There were no funds, nor space, nor facilities to support the sudden unforeseen 200% increase in attendance.”  The lines to the ladies room alone called for the attention of the National Guard to keep the peace.

Utah’s Radicalesbians, having bisexual spies in most of the LDS Relief Society meetings of their own, in June of 1977 published the “Lesbian Manifesto” in preparation for the IWY battle royale. It proclaimed in part, “We have been polite, legitimate, and powerless. …The community will get to know us, fear us, fight us like hell, and do everything it can to destroy us. By choosing the first alternative, we could exist for eons. We could live in harmony with all the powerless, pitiable, and pathetic token organizations that the establishment allows to exits in the name of freedom and equality. Or we could choose the second alternatives. We may be destroyed, that is the risk…. But win or lose, we have shown that we will fight, we will be heard, we will push, we will not accept tokenism.”  So take that-- you Sunbeams.

Probably not in retaliation but perhaps, in the June 18 1977 edition of the Church News, Almost General Authority Barbara Smith, sporting a power bra, praised beauty queen runner up Anita Bryant and her campaign to smear “Lesbian and homosexuals”. Like lesbians aren’t big fat homos themselves? May be Smith was a closeted Lesbian separatist! I digress. The article’s weekly helpful hint for the harried Mormon housewives was a reminder for the Sisters to attend the Utah International Women’s Year Conference.

Here it is. Finally June 24th. The International Women’s Year state conference held in the Salt Palace in downtown Salt Lake City. I suspect women roller derby tournaments are nothing compared to mayhem experienced by the fairer sex of Utah in the Salt Palace. Eventually the building had to be torn down.

One women who helped to plan the IWY Utah convention admitted she was “shocked and sickened by the atmosphere of fear and anger created there” and she was even anti-ERA!. Presenters were shouted down, booed, and hissed, and sometimes not allowed to speak at all. In several of the workshops the LDS delegates shouted down women they identified as “feminists,” sometimes calling them lesbians. Mysterious men, wearing suits and holding with walkie talkies, herded women around the convention. What’s up with that?

The LDS sisters had a simplest task but a difficult one for them. After years of indoctrination to say “yes” to everything they were told, now they were told to vote “no.”  All recommendations from the national commission, every single resolution, was voted down in Utah by margins above 90%, and not just on issues like ERA and abortion. Women issues such as more effective collection of child support, enforcement of laws that prohibit employment discrimination against women, having homemakers covered under social security, revising of rape laws. All voted down!

Joyceen Boyle, chair of the Salt Lake Chapter of NOW was panicked with all the blood drained from her face. She felt like Golden Hair at the Little Big Horn. It was a route! It was a massacre! It was a shame. (To be continued)

           

 

 

21 May 2007 Monday

 The  Weather is crazy man. Sunday it was 90! Today rained all day and 55 degrees. Last week was my last full week of school since I am taking off this coming Friday to have the furnace guy finish up. I've had about six fans going in my classroom so my throat is raw when I get home from talking over them but today it was jacket weather.

The rotten kids are getting rottener knowing school is about out and not much more I can do to contain them. I’ve been having the kids play the game Diplomacy at school and that does help.

 

22 May 2007 Tuesday

I fixed some yummy Taco Soup for dinner. Mike Romero is taking the rest of the week off so he will be home with the hounds.

I need to call Chad and take him out to dinner this week. Don't know any real news. The Giles house was put on the market for $240,000. They paid $140,000 for it 10 years ago. I wonder what I'll get for mine when I sell in six years? Probably enough to buy a tank off gas.

It's $3.15 down the street but closer to $3.20 else where. I want to go see Mom in Vegas in two weeks. That's a 1000 mile round trip. I get about 25 miles or more on the open road so it will cost nearly $150.

Out here in the west where we are 100's of miles from other cities the cost of gas is hurting traveling at all. Oh well. It will be my one trip and then stay home.

Here’s another survey courtesy of Tony Jones, my Little Rock, Arkansas pen pal.

1. .What is your full name? Edgar Hugh Williams Jr.

2. What are you most afraid of? Karl Rove

3. What is the most recent movie that you have seen? The New World

4. Have you ever seen a ghost? Nope but heard it walking down the steps. So did my mom.

5. Where were you born? Amherst, Lamb County, Texas

6. Loved someone so much it made you cry? Yep

9. Been in a serious car accident? nope

10. Do you plan to have any more children? I have none now so can’t plan on having more. Become a school teacher. That will cure you from wanting kids. All your male siblings and patrilineal cousins carry your same sex chromosome so if you don’t have your own you carry on through them without the headache, heartache, and expense.

11. Favorite Restaurant? LaFrontera for some good Green Chili

12. Favorite Flower? Iris

13. Favorite color? Periwinkle

14. Favorite Drink? Diet Dr. Pepper

15. Favorite Ice Cream? Burnt Almond Fudge

16. Favorite fast food restaurant? Apollo Burgers

17. How many times did you fail your driver's test? 1- whoops. Forgot to turn my head around backing up all though I used all my mirrors. I was 16.

18 Favorite TV show? Ugly Betty

19. Ford or Chevy? GM

20. How many pets do you have? Three Schnauzers and one Daschund mix

 

23 May 2007-26 May 2007

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27 May  2007 Sunday,

  I certainly was a busy little bee today. I told Benjamin Anderson that I'd give him a ride this morning because his truck needs brake work and he had a rehearsal for the Cybersluts' Priscilla Queen of the Desert at 10 a.m. He had had made two frocks for his Bunny character and wanted to pick them up also.

So Mike Romero and I drove out to 45th South and Highland and there he was, with his pink knee highs, flagging us down with a butterfly wand. So after picking up his accoutrement's and his beautifully coifed pink wig off, we went to drop him off.

He knows he won't be able to perform on Thursday because Tuesday he is having exploratory heart surgery! I said just call me when you are ready to come home. At the house I made potato salad and was making baked beans when Ben called to come get him around noon.

We had a pre-Memorial Day luncheon with cheeseburgers, baked beans, potato salad, pasta salad, and chips. Tasty. Ben had to show off his two frocks and they were fun. He wanted me to try them on so I did.

When I told him I had planned on going to Affirmation for it's 30th Anniversary Celebration at 5, Ben said he wanted us to go in camp drag. I pulled out some old stuff I have, what Gay guy doesn't have a frock stashed for special occasions? He took some pink feather boas and trimmed what I had to make it look festive. We laughed and although we had said let’s go to Affirmation in drag we chickened out towards the end, because those religious queens can be SOOO serious.

Anyway at the United Church of Christ in Holladay there were only a few people there at 5 p.m. Connell O’Donovan, "Rocky" as  I knew him, was already there and I was shocked to see him in a white shirt and tie looking so old! LOL.

I asked, “what's with the tie. When I last saw you, you were burning them in Memory Grove as symbols of patriarchal oppression!” He laughed and said he was "reclaiming" them.

We visited during the pot luck and I nearly made him choke laughing when I told him I had been excommunicated from the Restoration Church for saying Tony Feliz couldn't shit without having a revelation! LOL

Ben Anderson and I forgot to bring anything to the potluck with all the running around we were doing so we just had a bite of cake when this big Samoan guy came in.

Ben choked and said that's the guy from St. George who had been cyber-cruising him! I started laughing because he had on the same identical Hawaii shirt as Ben's! I told it was fate that they be together and Ben goes "Nooo!!".

Well I have to admit the turn out at the Affirmation was underwhelming. I thought surely there would be around 100-150 people there. If there were 60 I probably double counted! And all but two or three were old men like me over 50 years old! No wonder Gay organizations are dying if they are not relevant to young Gays or young Gays are too self absorbed to be part of a collective consciousness.

Ted Wilson, former Mayor of Salt Lake was there to hear Rocky and so was a founder of a Black Mormon group called Genesis. Rocky's talk was typically Rocky but had some details in his history that I didn't know which was informative about the founding of Affirmation. But when he was bawling at the beginning like at an LDS Fast and Testimony meeting I was about ready to walk out.

Ben Anderson was rolling his eyes and was really annoyed about the whole Mormon business. But I told him that sometimes you have to look back to gage how far you have journeyed and this event was that for me.

While it was good to see old acquaintances like Steve and Spencer Barker and some others, in reality my Affirmation days are as far removed and irrelevant to where I am today, as my elementary school days. I really feel for those who are perpetually stuck like the Ground Hog Day movie, never moving never progressing. It's kind of like it's own version of Mormon hell.

We left right after Rocky's talk without saying goodbye and decided we really needed some queer energy. So we went to Ben's place, put on some Camp drag and drove over to the Sheraton Hotel in downtown Salt Lake where the Royal Court of the Golden Spike Empire was holding their Coronation.

As we hopped out of the truck and Bunny put on her wig these French tourist stopped us and asked if they could take our picture. So if you see two old tired looking drags with glitter in their beards floating around on the Internet it will be us!

So we enter the hotel and instead of paying the $40 admission we just said we were with the sluts, I tossed around Chuck Whyte’s name, and we waltzed in and crashed the party.

Chevy Suburban, who was on official CyberSlut duty, saw us and was so happy;  like we were with the cavalry, since he was the only one other slut who had showed up, and she was about to have to do the walk on presentation. Therefore she grabbed Bunny and me, all the time I’m protesting, "I'm not a slut! I'm not a slut", but she threw my ass up the run way and so I did the walk as “Sissy DuBois” waving to all as they cheered me a a phony slut.

My only saving grace was that Coronation was tiny this year. They say it was the lowest turnout ever. I would be surprised if 300 people where there. I bet more like 250. I remember the days when 1200 was not an unusual amount.

 There were no table center pieces, or any floral pieces to speak of. It was A very scaled down affair. Former emperor. Michael Sperry told me that Coronation did little more then break even this year. Well What can one expect when half the court community is mad at the emperor and the other half can't stand the empress who ran unopposed last year. And no one ran for Emperor or Empress this year! First time in it's 31 year history!

The past monarchs got together and voted during the fourth act and selected Alan Anderson and Sheneka to be this years Regent Emperor and Regent Empress. Chuck Whyte was whooping and a hollering when the results were announced around 12:30 in the morning.

By that time Sissy du Bois and Bunny were a faded blur of pink. We were exhausted! Bunny's blue gown had left a trail of blue glitter every where she sat, match by my trail of pink feathers.

One really bizarre thing happened to Bunny tonight. This drunk straight woman came over and started fondling her big pink hair. She started like almost humping it while Bunny was sitting. Bunny looked to me for help but I didn't want to get involved. I was afraid I would be attacked next with those boobs rubbing up against me!

This inebriated chick kept saying to Bunny, "I have five children...but I will aways love you. Always. I will always love you!" So about the only action either one of us got tonight was some drunk woman humping Bunny's hair. Even it went limp!

It was good to see some old friends that came into town for Coronation from out of state like Bruce Barton and Bruce Harmon. Bruce Barton was a former pastor of the Resurrection Metropolitan Community Church here in Salt Lake City and Bruce was the 15th emperor. They both started the Gay Pride Parade here with Bruce Barton sewing basically single handedly a 100 foot long rainbow flag that is still carried in the parade although I doubt whether anyone involved with "Pride" day would know that now.

The Bruces and I bonded when we went to the March On Washington in 1987. I took the train and didn't have a place to stay so the invited me to crash at the hotel in Arlington.

Any who we were exhausted and wanted to go home but Chad Keller, the bitch, kept promising that there was going to be high drama as soon as the new Monarchs were announced and I was expecting a bitch fight royal but it was a bust. Chad was blitz which surprised me because of his meds he told me he hadn’t had any alcohol in months.

So I took Bunny home and by the time I scrubbed the glitter out of my goatee it was nearly 2 a.m. before I crashed. I am waaay too old for this shit anymore.

 

28 May 2007 Monday

I stayed home to recover from yesterday but I wrote Mark Swonson about the Pride Day passes, “Mark I have a Gala Pride Passport that was given to me for being a former Ries Award Recipient. I am going to be out of town that weekend to go visit my mom on her birthday in Vegas. Can you use it? It's the 100 dollar pass to all the events. I think you are about the only one I know who would go to everything and who deserves it. Let me know soon so I can try to give it to someone else, Thanks Ben.

“This year's Pride Festival is going to be like no other! The festivities start on Thursday night with the Pride Interfaith Service & the Damn These Heels Film Festival.

On Friday night the pre-weekend activities liven up with a Grand Marshal Reception & none other than Sheena Easton LIVE in concert!

“Wake up on Saturday, June 2 and join us on festival grounds in the heart of Salt Lake City at Washington & Library Squares for a full day of fun starting at 11:00am and continuing until 8:00 PM when 90's R&B quartet En Vogue takes the stage for a live concert!

Also, don't miss the Opening Ceremonies taking place at 7:00 PM on the Pride Main Stage. Other events that day include the annual Dyke March and Political Rally!

On Sunday morning arrive early to get great seating for the annual Utah Pride Parade. Starting at 10:00AM, the parade will travel to the festival grounds where the party continues, starting at 11:00 AM! This year we've taken the festival to the next level!

Both Saturday & Sunday, come and enjoy more than 120 wonderful exhibitors and vendors. Got kids with ya'? Check out this year's magical Kid's Arena (toddler-12). The Youth Zone offers a cool place for Queer Youth (13-18) to hang out, enjoy shade, popsicles, volleyball, and more with special guests, like the Drag Queen Enforcers.

Our "Taste of Pride" Food Court will certainly please any palate. And did we mention beverages? Brew brought to you by the King of Beers, Budweiser, flowing in five locations. And this year we introduce the "Bacardi Beach yep, that fun and sunny spot for you to relax, take off your shirt, suntan, play volleyball with mates, and enjoy a Bacardi Slush, brought to you by Cactus and Topicals).

Coca-Cola products are in abundance, including performance waters and Dasani. "Coffee Grounds" will provide a cool and refreshing, iced latte, tea, or coffee (and "coffee house" entertainment to boot!).

This year we introduce three venues of terrific entertainment. You'll find a toe-tappin' musical and enjoyable good time all day from noon until 6pm at the Pride Main Stage (NE corner of Washington Square), the Pride Community Stage (south end of City County Building) and the Coffee Grounds acoustic stage.”

 

29 May 2007-30 May 2007

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31 May 2007 Thursday

  Well it's the last day of May and there's a change in the air. Our neighbors said they had an offer on their house from a Spanish speaking family from California so hope for the best and prepare for the worse since so many Californians are coming to Utah to get away from the gangs there but end up bringing the gang culture with them.

I had about ten cavities filled this morning so didn't make it to work today and besides Priscilla needed her stitches taken out.

My friend Ben Anderson is in poor shape. His exploratory heart surgery revealed that he only has about 80 per cent use of his heart. So next week all his doctors are meeting with him to tell him his options. So no matter what it's like they say. If you have your health you have everything.

Tomorrow is the last day of school and Saturday I am heading to Vegas to visit my mom over her birthday. Viva Las Vegas! I am rather fatigued with school ending, and discouraged about my long time neighbors moving, and Ben's poor health. This trip will be good for me to get away.

 

JUNE

1 June  2007 Friday

It’s the last day of this school year and the kids were excited but perhaps not half as excited as I am. I am heading down to Vegas for a couple of days... Yes! The rumor is true!

 

2 June 2007 Saturday

I left out early this morning and was down in Las Vegas by 3 in the afternoon. It's about 6 and half hours to 7 hours getting there from Salt Lake depending on the amount of stops.

I gassed up at Cedar City for $3.27 a gallon but was surprised to find that Las Vegas's gas is cheaper then Salt Lake City at about $3.11.

It’s Hot, Hot, Hot, in Vegas, around 104 degrees. I really didn't do anything the rest of the time but visit with my mom and my sister Charline.

 

3 June 2007 Sunday

I am so glad I came down for Mom’s 78th birthday. I took her and my sister and brother-in-law Dennis Wachs to Boulder Station for Mexican food. My mom told me that she had never had a birthday cake for any of her birthdays. That surprised me.

So I went and bought her a birthday cake and a dozen yellow roses. She was born in Texas so yellow roses are her favorite.

I am not much of a gambler so didn't play the slots but once and of course lost. The glitz and glamour of Vegas is fun if you are with others who want to party but otherwise Vegas is pretty dull.

 

4 June 2007 Monday

I’ve developed a very stiff back while in Vegas and I don't know if it was from the ride down, the fans blowing on, or going in and out of cold buildings but I was pretty miserable for most of day and told mom I needed to be back home.

The U of U Daily Chronicle wrote “A group of U Queer Student Union members and their friends hangs out at the club's tent at the Utah Pride Festival on Sunday in Washington Square. The tent sold club T-shirts and encouraged festival goers to sign its mailing list. Pride Festival provides sense of community, security for homosexual students By: Jared Branch

U students joined thousands in downtown Salt Lake City last weekend to celebrate equality for all during the annual Utah Pride Festival. Members of the U Queer Student Union said aside from the sense of community the festival creates, they attend the event to reach out to students who might not know about the support available for lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender students on campus. "We're here to celebrate the fact that we are queer," said Kevin Ingraham, co-president of the union and a sophomore in gender studies. "And just know that there's other queers out there."

The group talked with several incoming U freshmen that were curious about the organization and the experience of being gay on campus. Their message: You're secure at the U.

Catie Howell, vice president of the QSU, said the LGBT Resource Center provides a much-needed sense of security and community on campus for queer students. "Having that safe place is really important (to LGBT students)," said Howell, a sophomore in English and gender studies, of the center.

John Spillman, an intern for the LGBT Resource Center, agreed that many incoming homosexual students worry about finding a place on campus where they can be open about their sexuality. "A lot of students that are coming to the U have been worried about  whether or not they are able to be 'out' on campus, so it's important  that we let people know that we're a safe space for students," said  Spillman, a senior in political science and sociology.

 

5 June 2007 Tuesday

I came home to Salt Lake today and just kind of feel run down. I think it’s because I was on the go and hyped up from last week because of school ending and then I went on a fast quick 900 mile round trip.

 

6 June 2007 Wednesday

  Well I am back from Vegas. It was a short visit but long enough. Today it rained like crazy all day and the temps have dropped down into the fifties. One extreme to the other. Mike Romero said he took my pups Daisy and Buddy to their first Gay Pride Day Parade on Sunday. Smokey went too but he's been to several.

Buddy and Smokey are little fag dogs anyway with Smokey always trying to mount Buddy and Buddy just stands there being Smokey's little butt boy. Smokey is the daddy for sure. Well got to make it short and just go to bed.

 

7 June 2007-11 June 2007

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12 June 2007 Tuesday

  It's been a few days since I last written anything posted. I didn't want to bore with the mundane problems of being sickly. I must have picked up some crud in Vegas because I felt lethargic and achy all week and yesterday I had a deep cough. So much for Vegas' Motto of What Happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas.

 I am also feeling rather overwhelmed with putting up a privacy fence between my neighbors yard and ours because I am not much of a handyman. But I can bake a cherry pie!

 The Gile’s house is sold and they will be gone come July. While the rest of my yard has a wooden fence, we left a chain link fence between us so we could visit. One estimation for a 40 foot cedar fence was $800 but if I do it will still cost about $400. Because I am afraid the dogs will be barking at the new neighbors all the time through the chain fence, it's pretty pressing that it get done now. Oh the joys of home ownership.

My house sits on about a fifth of an acre and the huge yard is getting to be a bit much for me as I am growing older. But I love my house and my yard since I planted every tree, every bush, every blade of grass. So I have an emotional attachment to my yard from building and maintaining the old homestead.

The Salt Lake’s housing market has taken off too, so if I moved from my house I would probably only get 2/3 of the space I have now, unless I want to take on a larger mortgage. We saw in an older neighborhood (1930’s), a small house on a nicely landscaped lot going for $279,000. The closer you move to the east side of Salt Lake City the more you are paying for housing.

New Condo’s down town are $300,000 to half a million. Salt Lake City used to be a fairly inexpensive place to live but not anymore. I saw that a 500 square foot studio condo was $130,000. That’s about $30,000 more the I paid for my entire house ten years ago.

Mike Romero says we should think about moving into these new houses closer to downtown that are 4 bedrooms for $240,000. I don’t know. I’d hate to be house rich and cash poor. Well I better just go mow my lawn.

 

13 June 2007 Wednesday

No entry

 

14 June 2007 Thursday

I  wrote to an old friend named Don Penrose who lives in California now: This is Ben Williams. I noticed that you said in a SL Tribune comment section you wanted to contact me so here I am.”

Don Penrose “Sideon aka Donavan”  wrote back “Howdy, from California. This is Don Penrose. Once upon a time, I was with Doug Fenstermaker - back in the late 80's and up to the mid 90's. It's been a very, very long time since I saw you and have no idea whether you remember who I am or not. I've been in California about 9 years now, but I still keep up with Utah events because I have a lot of friends back there, still.

I had been seeing your name in some of the Tribune comments and thought I'd try and contact you that way - the email that I sent through the SL Metro didn't go through. If you need a picture because you don't remember who the hell I am,  I can send one, easily. I've wanted to contact you for a long time, because you were such a big supporter and mentor for myself (and Doug) when we were first coming out, years ago. I hope this finds you well! -Don Penrose”

I responded: Of course I remember you...you cute thing. You and Doug were both important parts of my life too. I am glad you try and kept in touch with your roots. It helps you see how far you have come.

I am still teaching school but hope to retire in six years. I am 56 years old, fat, and bald ha! I am everything young Gays fear...LOL.

But I own a house now, (the old Juel Apartment on 6th East has been torn down), live out by the airport, have three schnauzers, and a mixed dachshund that keeps me busy.

The SL Metro has become QSalt Lake owned by Michael Aaron. I write a bi-monthly history column for the paper. That's about all I do anymore in the community is get trotted out once in while when someone needs some information because I am like an unofficial historian.

Rocky Donavon was back in Salt Lake from San Jose for an address on the 30th Anniversary of Affirmation. He looked liked an old Mormon Bishop LOL! Well since so many others from that time have passed a way I guess getting old is a blessing. Other than that I am a curmudgeon.

I tried to revive Beyond Stonewall last year but was having difficulty with the YMCA over Camp Rogers so have decided to let fate keep it a very special memory. If you ever see Doug any more please tell him hi and that one of my most special memories is him taking me to Affirmation in his limousine and everyone was on the lawn wondering who was coming to Affirmation and out popped me!

I hope you both are well and enjoying life. Time passes so quickly. My cell phone is 801 631-8243 and address is 1633 Fernleaf Street SALT LAKE, UT 84116. If you ever come back to Utah to visit I'd love to go to coffee. Take care. Your friend Ben Williams”

 

15 June 2007-16 June 2007

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17 June 2007 Sunday

I was asked by Duane Jennings and his partner Brian Bennington, who are co-directors pf Affirmation to share my "Coming-Out Stories" in a Workshop/ Discussion lead by Adam MacKay, a licensed, Clinical Social Worker.

 

18 June 2007  Monday

A new group called the Just Q Council for the “LGBTQ 20 somethings”. It’s geared towards “providing 18-30 year olds, with opportunities for community, fun, and activism. Join Us For: BBQ- Meat, Vegetarian, and Vegan Provided Games- Kickball, Volleyball, and Frisbee Date”

 

 

19 June 2007-20 June 2007

No entries

 

21 June 2007 Thursday

Mike took off  today since today is his 51st birthday. I fixed him some Teriyaki Shish Kabobs for dinner and got him a Marie Calendar Chocolate Silk Pie. I also bought him membership to Triple A for his birthday. We are on our own here so it’s a comfort to know we can get help if something goes wrong with the car.

We went to IKEA today to buy some blackout shades for the movie room. They are the only place to have them. They really darken the projection room to watch movies on the big screen with the projector.

Ben Anderson came over to watch Sunset Blvd. I couldn't believe it when he said he's never seen it! Anyone who has not seen Norma Desmond descend the stairs and into madness should have their Gay card revoked!

 

22 June 2007 Friday

No entry

 

23 June, 2007 Saturday

  Well it’s the second day of Summer and Mike Romero and I spent the morning putting up a 42 foot cedar fence. It looks pretty good for two old faggots. It sure makes the yard look really different though. The back fence of Randy and my yards is 200 feet long so now putting in a side fence cuts off half of the distance. But I like it. It makes the yard really look finished.

Chad Keller called me to go with him to the Farmers Market at Pioneer Square but then he canceled because he had forgotten that a friend was coming over to help him put a bureau together. He wanted to do a late lunch but I was exhausted from having put up the 42 foot long fence and I told him I'd take a rain check.

It’s been hot here over 100 degrees for the past couple of days and dry as a bone.

I've about finished hauling the flag stone paving rocks to where I want them and putting down mulch. That's been a project in itself. My fingers ache.

Mike Romero and I have been watching the first season of BIG LOVE on DVD. It cracks me up.

Years ago I used to know some polygamists but don't anymore. I love the way the show makes Utah seem a bit wacky because it is! Next weekend our neighbors will be moving off to Montana. I hate to even think about it. I tear up almost any time I do. No really big news....just life stuff.

 

24 June 2007-25 June 2007

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26 June 2007 Tuesday

Horrible,  horrible news. I heard from Kevin Hillman that Chad Keller is dead.

 

27 June 2007 Wednesday

  I hardly know what to write after hearing last night about the death of my dear friend Chad Keller. I had gone to bed yesterday when Kevin Hillman called me to tell me he had some terrible news that Chad had died. He said that Chad's roommate Mark Thrash had gone to work and was at a Royal Court meeting but was worried that he hadn't heard from Chad all day.

So he asked Kevin if he would go over and check on him and he found him in his bedroom already dead. Kevin thinks he may have died sometime Monday night from an overdose.

Chad had been in poor health with Hepatitis C and had just told me last week he was fighting with the insurance company because they were trying not to pay for his meds because they were going to be nearly a $1000 a month.

 I am still in shock. I went over to his place this morning to retrieve my ladder that I lent him last fall. We had a running joke about the ladder in fact he was to bring it over last Saturday.

His neighbor was watering the yard and I told him who I was and that I had come to get my ladder before things got crazier with people stopping by and Chad's family coming to clear out his things.

Chad had been bugging me for weeks calling me to ask when he could pull out his Pansies. I said if they are bothering you take them out already and I saw that he had and I started to cry. It really hit me how much work he did to make his little spot on earth beautiful.

Depression is a terrible curse. It robs us of some beautiful and fabulous people. He was on 38 but probably lived life fuller then most people twice his age. I can't believe some one with that much charisma and life force is gone. I've been weepy all day.

People have been emailing me and calling me asking about what happened with Chad because as unofficial historian I suppose I am also the town gossip. But every time I replied  to requests, I start to sob so I guess I am a bigger mess then I thought.

Well at least Chad is in no more pain and he's in a place where people can't be mean to him anymore.

Kevin Hillman emailed me that the funeral will be held in Thatcher Idaho about three hours from here on Monday. I do want to go but I know it will be a Mormon funeral and I just don't know if I can handle that. I would like to see Chad one more time but ...

Gay Freedom Day is Saturday which is a pet project of Chad's. I emailed people to come there if they want to talk and remember him.

I had Ben Anderson over for most of the day and told him that he better not die on me this year. I don't think my old heart could take anymore grief.

I guess because you bake when you are grieving, I made a big cheese cake. Have no idea who’s gonna eat it. Just needed to be busy I guess.

This Thursday is my dear friends and neighbors moving day and I've been so sad about that for so long I am surprised I have any tears to shed over Chad. But Chad said he always looked up to me as a mentor and he was kind of a connection for me to the Gay community of today.

Courtney Moser who had Chad as a room mate in his Logan Utah days sent me a little note that brightened my day. He wrote: “Ben, Did Tim Keller ever tell you that up at the Bear Lake retreat, the pretty young guys had planned on Sunday Morning to storm into your room naked and pounce all over you? They were very disappointed to realize that you had already left. They all thought you were great.” I replied back, “No it’s the first I heard of it. Ahhh lost opportunities. Would it be too obvious if I had been laying on my stomach? LOL I have been weepy all day over Chad so this really brightened my day. I know Chad could really be a pain but I really loved him and miss him so much.”

I reread Chad's “360 Blog” and his “Yell Out” which said, "friends are always friends no matter what".

 Even though I am only 56 years old I have lost too many of my friends at too early of age for too many years. I sometimes feel like more of my friends are ghosts now then alive. May be that's why I enjoy living in the past so much because that's where most of the people I love are. But like Bette Midler sang so long ago, "Ya Gotta Have Friends"

Courtney Moser wrote a sweet memoir of Chad, “Tonight, I was shocked to hear that Chad Keller had passed away. So I thought that I would take a few minutes and jot down some " Chad " Stories.

Chad was a very interesting person. He could also be a very polarizing person. People either tended to like him or to really hate him. He also had incredible drive and endless creativity.

When I very first inched out of the closet and started attending the Gay and Lesbian Alliance of Cache Valley in March of 1989, Chad was one of the more active people in the organization.

As summertime approached the GLA was preparing to take the summer off and not hold meetings. At this time Chad was the only person from GLA that I had a phone number for so he was my only contact to the Logan gay community.

At this time I was "trailer trash". I owned a 3 bedroom mobile home and rented out 2 of the rooms. Since I was coming out, I now wanted to have gay roommates so that I would not have to hide in my own home any longer.

I called Chad to see if he knew of anyone who was looking for a room to rent. He said that he was, and we made arrangements for him to move in.

That spring I attended a Metropolitan Community Church worship service in Salt Lake when Carol Lynn Pearson was the guest speaker, talking about her new book "Good Bye I Love You". I liked it so much and felt so good there that I decided that when summer time rolled around and the student wards at Utah State University combined for the summer, that I would conveniently get lost in the shuffle and start going to the Metropolitan Community Church .

I would drive down to Salt Lake each Sunday morning in time to get to the 11:00 AM worship service. After church I would usually go hang out at the Backstreet Bar for a while until Affirmation meeting in the evening then go home late Sunday night.

WRECKING THE CAR- After Chad had seen me do this for a couple of months, he decided that he would like to go with me to the Metropolitan Community Church. So he started riding down with me each week.

Later that fall the Salt Lake Acting Company produced La Cage Aux Folles. We decided that after church, we wanted to go to the Sunday afternoon show so we decided to dress up in tuxedos and to take wine glasses and drinks to the theater.

Since we didn't have anywhere in Salt Lake where we could change we wore our tuxes to church. So we are all dressed up in tuxes at about 7:30 am on a Sunday morning, and Chad said he needed to check his mail box before we left Logan.

So we are driving up 100 west in Logan on our way to the post office, when the tape player in my 1975 Buick Electra ate the tape. So I have my head down dealing with the tape player when all of a sudden the Buick slams into the back of a Logan City Service Truck which was stopped at the light. Neither of us were wearing seatbelts and Chad was thrown forward into the windshield and his lip was bloodied. Nothing happened to me.

The truck we hit was pushed way out into the intersection and the back end of it was kind of messed up. The Buick was unscathed. The guy in the truck called the police on his radio. While waiting for the police, Chad was trying to tell me to tell the cops all of these different excuses and stories, none of which would even be remotely true.

I could see that this could get messy so I just told Chad to stay in the car and be quiet. When the "cute" cop arrived he got out of his car and before he could say anything, I ran up to him and exclaimed that "It was all my fault!!"

He ended up giving me a ticket for inattentive driving which I later found out from the insurance company that he really let me off easy. The cop looked in the Buick and could see Chad in there and he asked, "Is your wife okay?" to which I lied and said, "She's fine."

Then the cop thought that it was weird for me to be in a tux and I told him we were on our way to a wedding. Anyway, we still made it to Salt Lake to church and to the theater. We sat at the little table in the very front of the theater and almost felt like part of the production. It was wonderful. I especially remember Walter Larabee as being part of the cast. I had seen him at affirmation before and was impressed with his talent.

THE GENDER BLENDER CONSPIRACY- Each fall Judd West would host the "Gender Blender" Halloween party for GLA. It just so happened that David Crane and Steven Burch had developed a dislike for Chad and did not want him to attend. The Gender Blender was the extreme highlight of Chad's year.

Here is the story: One day in early October 1989 I came home from work and found a single rose and a card addressed to Chad lying on the porch. I became jealous. I was becoming active in the Logan Gay community and was wishing that I had a boyfriend, or even a single date.

I took the card inside the house; Chad was not home. Later I went to the grocery store to get some things and ran into David and Steve. They asked me how was everything going and I sort of gave them a sob story about Chad having secret admirers and feeling sad because I thought that I was a nice guy too but no one was sending me any flowers.

They confessed to me that they were the ones who had left the card signed from a secret admirer and that they had invited Chad to attend a special audience costume contest performance of La Cage Aux Folles at the Salt Lake acting company the same night as the Gender blender.

The "secret admirer" instructed Chad to come in costume ball gown) to the theater and that a ticket would be waiting for him at the will call window in his name and that he would find out the identity of the admirer when he got inside the theater.

Steven and David said that they only told me this because they were feeling sorry for me and didn't want me to think that Chad was getting so much more attention than anyone else. They also swore me to keep this secret.

When I got home, Chad had opened the card and read the instructions and was on cloud 9. Flitting around the house trying to figure out where he was going to get a good enough dress for the night. I tried to gently dissuade him from going, without blowing Steve and Dave's cover. I said that I wouldn't trust someone who would not sign their name etc. I thought that I had him talked into not attending.

On the Saturday of the Gender blender I was at work. At about 11:00 am and I got a phone call. It was from Chad . The first words he said was, "It was a set up. It was a set up." He had borrowed (without permission) a dress from the theater department at USU and gone to Salt Lake as per the instructions on the card. He had discovered that it was not for real, but his car had quit on him and he would not be able to drive back to Logan.

Then he started to cry and asked me if I could drive to Salt Lake to pick him up and bring him back in time for the Gender Blender. I explained that I would not get off work until 5:00 pm and would not be able to get him. Then I reminded him that he knew a lot of people in Salt Lake several of whom were planning to attend the Gender Blender and that he should try and get in touch with them and catch a ride.

Tragedy averted; he was able to make it back in time. That night at the dance he lip synched to Bette Midler singing "Otto Titsling" and was fabulous.

THE MRS. REVEREND KELLY BYRNES- After having Chad attend Metropolitan Community Church services with me for a while, people started to say that we were a cute couple. I was interested in finding a boyfriend and if people thought we were together that would not be good.

            I immediately told Chad that we could not sit together in fact we must be on opposite sides of the room from now on. Chad had noticed Kelly Byrnes and had decided that he would like to date Kelly. I had also noticed Kelly and had some interest, but since Chad had expressed interest, I just backed off.

Kelly taught the Sunday School at 9:30 am on Sundays. Chad decided that if he was going to catch Kelly that we needed to be at Sunday school. That meant getting up at 6:00 am on a Sunday in order to make it there.

We would arrive, I would sit in the back nursing a Diet Coke trying to stay awake while Chad would be all attentive and goo goo eyed trying to get Kelly's attention. Chad even went to Reverend Bruce Barton and asked advice on how to woo Kelly.

Bruce, being the wise man that he is, knew that Chad was not Kelly's type and so he deliberately fed Chad incorrect information that would really be off putting to Kelly instead of attractive. We would come home and Chad would flit around the house saying, "The Mrs. Reverend Kelly Byrnes, it suits me don't you think." He would even practice writing it down on paper.

This went on for several weeks. In December I had 3 weeks off work so I decided to go and stay in Salt Lake with my friends Chuck Welch and Jerry Monson. I didn't tell Chad where I went or when I would be back. I was busy participating in all the Christmas activities at the  Metropolitan Community Church etc..

Well It just so happened that on December 28th 1989, while we were cleaning up the Metropolitan Community Church building, Kelly Byrnes asked me out. That's when we started together, which is another story for another time.

On New Year's Eve, I went to the Affirmation Party held at the Unitarian Church. Just before entering I spritzed my mouth with Listerine mint spray to freshen my breath. I immediately ran into Don Jenny from Logan. He smelled the mint on my breath and thought I was drunk on peppermint schnapps. He reported to Chad in Logan that I was drunk off my ass on New Years and had really fallen in the gutter and was really whore-ing around.

I got back to Logan a few days later and Chad started questioning me about where I had been and what I had been doing and that I was getting a bad reputation. I told him what I had been doing and that in fact I was not whore-ing around, Kelly and I had started dating. He immediately shut up and left the room.

            Later that day a huge bouquet of flowers arrived for Chad . He wouldn't tell me who they were from. Come to find out later from the florist that Chad had sent them to himself so as to appear to have a suitor.

Later in the spring of 1990 Chad moved out of my house. We still associated lots while he still lived in Logan and kept in touch after he moved to Salt Lake .

Many Others also who wrote tributes. Rob W. wrote: For My Best Friend, to all my friends out there who may read this, today is by far a sad day for me. Today I found out my best friend and soon to be the best man at my wedding passed away late Monday night.

The world is now a sad places for that Chad is gone- some in Utah may say good he is gone- to you who say that- did you truly know Chad- to that I say no you did not know Chad.

Chad was the one who brought you some great party's that you all went too. It was Chad that made going out too the bars fun. He helped bring the gay rodeo to Salt Lake.

Chad was my true friend and I'm truly going too miss the fun times we had-- from moving a brass bed through the streets of salt lake feeling very like Mary Tyler Moore when we did it lol. He was truly the Mary and I was the Rhoda in the friendship I had with him.

Chad was a friend with wild ideas on what he wanted to do for parties and even greater Ideas to help out the gay community. Sadly, those plans he will never see come true. The one thing I can say about Chad he was the greatness in all his friendships and tried too make sure his friends knew how great they were and that he believed in them and all that they could do.

Chad I miss you and wish I had the chance to tell you what you really were to me. You were my best friend and help with the bad times and the good times you help me in so many ways you will never know how much you help me out. You are truly my best friend and my life was better to have known you and you will be missed by me and your true friends, which did take the time to know you. Those who did not know you missed out.

Ruadhan “Kevin Warren” Sheridan  Wrote: “Just a small story about a small thing Chad did that made a big difference. Years ago when I was an officer in LGSU, Chad helped plan some of the LGBT Awareness week at the U. He also arranged that there could be a "kick-off" party at Bricks on Sunday evening.

Chad and I arrived at Bricks that Sunday afternoon to set everything up. He had brought boxes with crimson table cloths and University of Utah centrepieces as well as balloons, rolled paper for a banner and other decorations. I had no idea he had pulled this all together.

As we went to work, Ralph, aka Empress Sheneka, who just happened to be in the area hopped on board and helped us decorate the whole place. There was a great crowd and the party was a smash!

Then I helped Chad pack everything up and brought him home. Chad not only had great ideas, but he knew how to execute them.

News of his passing has kind of shaken me a bit. I thought he was too ornery to die before the age of 110. I am going to miss his one-liner, drive-by posts, his exhortations for accountability and ethics and his wit and sarcasm.

Stuart Merrill wrote, “I'm so sorry Ben. I know he was a good friend of yours. My heart really goes out to all his family and friends. I broke both my arms last week and had surgery on one arm Friday. I'm still not feeling great, especially in the heat. But I definitely want to attend the service. I just can't stay  in the heat to long. Please keep me posted.

Someday I would like to sit down with you and have a long conversation about how certain advocates in our community are treated quite horribly by the very community they work so very hard to serve. I hear other people say all gay communities are this way. However, I strongly disagree. I've lived in 17 cities and 6 countries, and I've never seen such cruel viciousness. It really breaks my heart. Stuart

 

28 June 2007 Thursday

I wrote to Kevin asking “how are you holding up? I've been weepy all week but that's okay. Do you have anymore info on Chad's service? I am going to try and go up Monday for at least the viewing to say my goodbyes. Do you think it will be at the Thatcher Ward house? Thatcher looks too small for a funeral home. Do you think it would be okay if I went?

Kevin Hillman replied saying that Chad's funeral Services are going to be held on Monday July 2nd in Thatcher Idaho about 2 1/2 to 3 hours north from Salt Lake. He also said, “I am doing well and things are going really well with his family. The viewing is at 10:30 am to 11:30 am and the service is at noon. This all at the Thatcher Ward House Just so you know it will be a closed casket because of the condition the body was in when I found him and it is best that way  And of course you can come. As soon as the brothers get me the directions I will let you know. The brothers are being very inclusive and it has been nice.

I guess it’s not like Snow White where you get to lie in a glass casket looking stunning, although I am sure Chad would have wanted it that way. If there isn't going to be a viewing I might just go to the Salt Lake Memorial. I am not really thinking straight I suppose.

Mike Picardi wrote me saying, “hey bud, I am out of town, but received notice of Chad's death. What happened??  Was he sick?? and will there be any type of service?” I wrote him back what I knew.

Mark Swanson wrote saying, “Chad was character! But then I think he was misunderstood for visions of what he wanted the community to be. It had been quite a while since I last saw him. He was a great man with good passionate heart for what he believed in. Let me know if there is anything I can do.”

Michael Bytheway an Q Salt Lake editor wrote me, “Thanks so much for the help in getting Chad ’s info to me. I’ve attached the article to this email. It is amazing how fast it filled up my available space. I’m thinking we may have to do something else in the next issue. I hope I handled it alright. I kept hearing him yelling at me while I was writing it. “Page 11 ?!? I should be the front cover. I should at least get a full page…”

But now that I hit send on that last page to the press, it’s starting to hit me, so I’m going to end here. Thanks again. –I’ve told Chad that I love him but I’ve never told you that I love you. I do.”

 

29 June 2007 Friday

This kid named Rob who is a close friend of Chad Keller contacted me writing, “hey Ben this is Rob  Chad's friend. I have been hearing some strange stuff about Chad's death I need too know if it is true what was said, for myself. Chad  will all ways be my friend and will always be on my mind. When I last talked too him it was Sunday and I asked him too to be my best man at my wedding to David, he was  very happy about making a trip to Vegas and the wedding.

So what I really want too to know how is it that Chad died ? I have received an e-mail saying that he O.D. on pills is this true ?? Thanks for the info on services for Chad. I don't think I can make the one on the 2  of July but will make it up for the one on the 8th  thanks rob.”

I wrote him back that I heard that Chad Keller had committed suicide from an overdose of pain medicine.

Courtney Moser wrote regarding Chad’s funeral: “Myself and Tim Keller are planning on driving up to Thatcher to attend the funeral. If any Salt Lake folks plan to venture past the end of the world, (aka Beck Street), We would be happy to meet up with you here in Logan and escort (car pool or caravan) with you the rest of the way to Thatcher.

Tim and I are both Idahomo's  and speak the native peculiar Potato/Sheep dialect of English and will be able to translate for you. We could meet in the parking lot of Boarders Book store on the corner of 1000 North Main street in Logan at 10:30 am. There is also an IHOP in front of Boarders.

Thatcher is about 1 hour North of Logan and that will give us ample time to arrive. Let me know if you are interested and we will wait for you. Oh by the way, allow yourselves about 15 extra minutes to get to Logan because of the construction on I-15 through Ogden.

I finally wrote Mark Thrash, Chad’s roommate. “I am sorry it’s taken me all week to write to you. I hope you have had lots of support and love this week. There are a lot of people who care deeply for you. You know how I feel. love always Ben. PS don't even hesitate to ask for anything I can do. Take care of yourself.”

Don Penrose wrote me today after contacting him a few weeks ago. “Hey there, Ben! Sorry to get back to you so late! I was thrilled to get your note - thank you. 56? That's it???  You're not old, and you're not something that young guys fear - no way.’

“Ben, I turned 39 this year. My partner is 51 *grin*. I tease him that he's with a Mormon Boy... and he just laughs.”

 One, I'm not Mormon, and two, I'm sure not a boy anymore and I have the white hairs in my goatee to prove it.

I'd heard about Rocky going back to Utah - I had no idea he'd be looking like a bishop, though! LOL!!!  I got in contact with him last fall. Small world, eh? He's one of the first guys I met when I was in high school who I knew was gay. We used to go dancing with mutual friends at the old Bay in Sugarhouse. Gawd, those were the days.

I have you phone number and info - I will call, because I think it'd be great to talk to you! Here's my info as well:  925-451-9177 (cell) 925-825-0471 (home) 4365 Cheltenham Court Concord, CA  94521 

I've had a blog about a year and a half now. It's a random mix of gay, ex Mormon, pagan, and fiction/poetry. The last year I've tried to incorporate more gay aspects - I was getting really tired of the Mormon or Exmormon posts.

If you're interested, take a peek here. ( http://sideon.blogspot.com/)  One story I've been working on in installments is called 'Season of Truth" - the feedback has been really good so far. Anyway - I better sign off before I type your ear off :)  Hugs and love. I'll talk with Doug this weekend, probably, and I will say "hello" to him for you! Be well. –Don

I wrote back: My are you handsome. Aging well like fine wine and cheese. I've been pretty sad for the past few days. Tuesday Kevin Hillman called me to say that my friend Chad Keller committed suicide Monday night. I've been really weepy over that. Chad and I were going to go to the Farmers Market last Sat. but canceled and I was busy building a fence. Last thing I told him was I'd take a rain check. I don't know whether you remember Chad or not.

Monday I am driving to Thatcher Idaho for his funeral since I have the time off. Attached is a picture of Chad and me at an Easter Bonnet shing-dig of the Trapp.

You can get QSalt Lake on line to keep in touch with going ons in Salt Lake. I write a history column for it.

If you are interested in Mormonism and Blood Atonement I have a Yahoo Group Site called Utah's Dark History. I'll attach you to the site and just delete it if you want.

It's really hot here over 100 degrees. Hope you are staying cool.”

Don replied: Hey there, Ben. I'm so very sorry to hear about Chad Keller. I left a phone message a bit ago (at least I hope it was your number I dialed!). I would love to read more of your writing. I'll try and find QSalt Lake online and read up on the history. Please add me to Utah's Dark History - my yahoo id is:  fuzzykaos_eb  Love the picture of you and Chad at the Trapp. I haven't been there in AGES. I miss Utah every now and then, believe it or not. The community was tight and I knew everyone (or so it seemed).

Here in the Bay area?... there are more groups than I could possibly imagine. The most my partner and I do are weekly dancing with a group of GLTB square dancers :)  Yes, SQUARE DANCING. A few more pics, attached. Hugs to you, Sir Ben. -Don

 

June 30, 2007 Saturday

  Here it is the end of June. Today was Gay Freedom Day and the Parks people wrote on the reservation sign "The Keller Reunion". I had forgotten when I reserved the park for the day back in March and they wanted a name and I said it was the Keller Family reunion. So it was kind of a pleasant shock to see the sign when I arrived. In fact I only went because Chad would have wanted it. But I didn't have the heart to set up a booth or anything. I did bring a rainbow flag that Michael Aaron hung.

Kevin Hillman didn't show up with a BBQ so Michael and I ordered Pizzas. It was a much smaller turn out then last years but that was okay. I talked and visited with people I knew and that was enough.

The Utah AIDS Foundation, The Pride Center, a ROTC Twirling Club were the only ones to set up booths. Tim Keller was there with a contingency of Logan boys and I'd say if 50 people where here through out the day I would be surprised.

I came with Mike Romero and Ben Anderson, we sat in the shade, and it was nice to have a picnic in the park.

This morning I said my teary goodbyes to our neighbors of ten years before going to the park. I didn't want to be home when they drove off and out of our lives. Randy however said he'd be back in two weeks to retrieve items from the garage that he couldn’t fit in the van and we said we'd watch the house for them. The sale failed through of the people who were going to buy the house.

 Well its been a tough week with Chad’s death and the Giles leaving me.

Michael Aaron called and said he wanted to car pool with me up to Idaho for the funeral on Monday.

I am tired so will sign off....Sorry for being such a downer.

GAY FREEDOM DAY When: Saturday, June 30th, 2007 11am-4pm Where: Harmony Park (one block west of Paper Moon) Why: To Celebrate the 38th Anniversary of the Stonewall Rebellion What: A carefree day in the park, with BBQ, information booths, music, volleyball, friends. How: Free event sponsored by QSaltLake Pride 360, and Utah Stonewall Historical Society Be Here Be Queer!!! For more details pick up June 15th Issue of QSalt Lake

 

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